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    “I was afraid this might be what you were hiding.”

    Ilya swallows hard. “Afraid?”

    “I knew it wouldn’t be something bad,” Shane says. “But I was starting to get scared it was something really, really sad instead.”

    Or: Ilya survives a suicide attempt as a teenager and spends the rest of his life hiding the scars. Everyone assumes, incorrectly, they know what he’s hiding. Until Shane.

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    08 Oct 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 53

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    Ilya is about to ask him if he’s okay, because seriously, what the fuck? But then Spider-Man straightens up, groaning, and shoots a strand of webbing from his wrist to the next highest building. For a moment it seems like he’s just going to leave and ignore Ilya altogether, but then he pauses, glancing at Ilya’s cigarette, then at the no-smoking sign behind him.

    “You know,” he says, taking a moment to catch his breath. “I’m pretty sure you’re not supposed to smoke here.”

    And then he’s gone.

    Or: 5 times Ilya Rozanov meets Spider-Man, and 1 time he meets Shane Hollander.

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    07 Oct 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 53

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    I probably should've called, Shane thinks for the first time. Oh well. He’s already knocking. Yeah, it would’ve been smart, but he's also probably fucking concussed, so who cares.

    It’s taking him a minute to answer; longer than Shane’s ever waited. Shane lets his heavy head fall against the door with a thunk. [...] He stands straight— as straight as he can—one second before Ilya opens the door. His hair’s wild from sleep and he’s rubbing his squinting eyes. Then he drops his hand. His mouth goes slack.

    "What the fuck? Shane?”

    “Sorry,” for last time, is what Shane means to say. Instead, he gets through the first word and his body decides it’s finally time to give out. Everything goes black, and then he’s in Ilya’s arms.

    Ilya curses in Russian again, folding to the floor with Shane’s weight held in his lap. He rips the mask off Shane’s head. The sharp burst of panic (and pain, probably from the foyer light) is what reminds Shane to force his numb foot awake and kick the door closed behind them. Definitely concussed. Shit.

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    just because shane quit hockey to be spider-man doesn't mean things are all quiet on the situationship front.

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    07 Oct 2026

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    07 Oct 2026

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    It was the strangest drunken sensation he’d ever felt in his life — the whoosh that immediately followed and the sudden lightness of his limbs. Blinking in slow surprise, Ilya looked down and realized that he was, much to his chagrin, now stuck against his bedroom wall, his wrists seemingly glued on either side of him.

    “Booby trap,” he whispered, giggling to himself as he tugged at his bindings.

    There was a scuffling noise and Ilya looked up just in time to watch in awe as Shane Hollander literally dropped down from the ceiling.

    Or, Ilya’s (hot) new roommate might be a spider. Ilya has a crush on him anyway.

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    07 Oct 2026