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The Merc with a Beak by Jenetica
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
04 Aug 2026
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Wade Wilson is the best merc in the business, and he knows it. When he crosses the wrong kind of withered old lady—the magic kind—she curses him to regret his cockiness in the most literal way possible: By turning him into a cock. A rooster. A male hen, of the chicken variety.
Peter Parker, grieving the loss of Aunt May and Uncle Ben, needs a change. That's what his grief counselor says, anyway. So he makes an impulsive and massive one: He buys a farm. He doesn't mean for it to turn in a rescue for broken things, he just... he can't help but love the animals that no one else wants. Thus, when he overhears a greasy, crude asshole trying to pawn off a rooster in the middle of a farmer's market, he doesn't hesitate.
But there's something wrong with this rooster. It doesn't crow at sunrise—which is the only thing Peter expects a rooster would do—but it does holler its tail off whenever Peter bends over. And it follows him around and clucks like it's talking to him. And it's weirdly good at killing the vermin around the house.
There's a mystery afoot. Peter's going to get to the bottom of it.
(The Beauty and the Beast!AU you never knew you needed.)
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17 Aug 2026
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you can shoot your shot but i'll dodge every time by Luckiboy
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)
18 Mar 2026
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Sukuna found an abandoned kitten which he so kindly brought to the vet. He thought he could leave it there and be done with the affair to find out that vets, did in fact, not work like that. But the vet is so cute he decides to keep the cat just to see him again.
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- Part 7 of Fussy (Fushiguro Pussy)
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05 Apr 2026
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“How are you feeling?” Disoriented. Unworthy. Blessed. “I’m Doctor Hwang.” The ‘doctor’ extends his hand. The Salesman stares blankly at it. “But since you’re a friend of hyung’s, feel free to call me Jun-ho.”
Jun-ho.
The angel calls himself Jun-ho.
It suits him well.
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Or the one where the Salesman wakes up from a coma and proceeds to draw several incorrect conclusions in a row. Hilarity ensues.
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19 Mar 2026
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What Fresh Twilight Bullshit Is This? by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella)
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
30 Apr 2019
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“I am not Bella!” he insisted, shaking his fist angrily at Jackson, as if he’d been the one to suggest he was. “I am not Bella! I am, like, a Jacob, at least!”
Lydia made a noise of debate from his right and he whipped around to look at her.
“What?! What was that sound?!”
“You’re more of a Mike,” she insisted, shrugging neatly and flipping some curls over her shoulder.
“Wha—” Stiles had never been so offended in his life! “I am not! No way! I am a solid Jacob!”
“Mike,” she argued.
“Who’s Mike?” Scott asked.
“Shut up, Scott!” Stiles insisted, pointing a finger at him but still glaring at Lydia.
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16 Mar 2026
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Thanos restarts the live and fast-forwards to the end, pausing when Nam-gyu’s shocked face is on screen.
And, holy shit. MG Coin’s partner is gorgeous.
He’s got long black hair and sharp dark eyes that sort of reminded Thanos of a cat’s glare as they anxiously met the camera. He was in this big hoodie that goes down to his mid-thighs, hands fully engulfed in the sleeves. It made him look a little ridiculous when he yelled at Myung-gi with the way his sweater paws waved around angrily; Thanos genuinely wonders how anyone can take him seriously like that.
He’s cute. Real goddamn cute. How in the world does a stiff, shrimpy little fuck like MG Coin bag a guy like that?
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After Nam-gyu accidentally appears on famous YouTuber Lee Myung-gi's livestream, Thanos becomes obsessed; especially because he knows that he could be a way better boyfriend to Nam-gyu than MG Coin.
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- Part 3 of squid game.
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08 Dec 2025