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"Stop me if you've heard this one: a mental patient, a witch, and a priest walk into the village pub..."
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It turns out that if you tell the staff at a Muggle psychiatric hospital that you're a wizard, the former headmaster of a magical school, and also a murderous, serial-killing gang member of a racialised hate group, that they are quite likely to lock you up on a closed ward.
Incidentally, to Severus Snape - exhausted and war weary - that sounds like just the thing.
High-powered Barrister at Law Hermione Granger disapproves, of course.
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(Original summary: "As it happened, it wasn’t terribly difficult to be sectioned in a Muggle hospital. Not if one was a wizard and told the truth.")
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Contractually Yours by Acantha_Rayne_OakMoon, TheLadyMelusina
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 May 2026
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Hermione Granger had always been known as something of a bibliophile, along with being the best friend of Harry Potter and something of an activist for the rights of the undefended. Now, in 2006, thanks to lacklustre love life and all of her friends being paired off, she had been focusing on her work - for security reasons, we shan't discuss it - and preparing to turn the magical world completely on its head.
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Bookmarked by mythicaljayde
07 May 2026
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NOW COMPLETE
What's more difficult than dealing with one Severus Snape? Dealing with two of them.
After Hermione mysteriously stumbles across a teenage Severus Snape in the Room of Requirement, she finds herself seeking out the companionship of the troubled young man more and more.
Meanwhile, the very adult Professor Snape finds himself in far closer quarters than he would like with a girl he tried to forget about long ago.
A story about love, fate, and two people who just can't manage to escape either.
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The Dungeon Master and the Dove: Forbidden No More by Stinkerbelly
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Jan 2026
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The beach vacation photo hit the celebrity gossip circuit like a tidal wave:
Severus Snape — shirtless and emerging from the sea like a selkie who had laid claim to his mate, had one bikini-clad Hermione Granger slung over his shoulder, in a fireman-carry.
Behind them, their seven children trailed, looking utterly unimpressed. As if watching their shirtless father carry their mother like a caveman was just any other day.
Harry Potter's statement to the press pool followed:
“Hermione Granger-Snape is my best friend. And, yes, she has been married to Severus Snape for the better part of a decade. And, yes, I mean *that* Severus Snape. They have seven children together. If you weren't aware of all this by now, that’s not their fault. They haven't been hiding, they've just been living the quiet life they've built on purpose. And I think they'd appreciate it if we let them keep it."
The wizarding public was very much NOT in agreement on that last part.
Bookmarked by mythicaljayde
11 Jan 2026
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THESE ARE THE FRIGHTENING OFFSPRING WE ALL DESERVE IN THIS SHIP. I ❤️ THEM.
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Unregistered and unmated, Hermione, a young omega, must hide when her new master arrives to inherit his manor, lest she be turned in to the state—a fate worse than death according to Lily.
He finds her, of course.