notallmaenads
Fandoms
- The Sandman (Comics) (16)
- The Sandman (TV 2022) (16)
Recent works
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Over The Line by notallsandmen (notallmaenads)
Fandoms: The Sandman (TV 2022), The Sandman (Comics)
01 Sep 2024
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1889. A few hours after their fight, Dream of the Endless uses his orb to call Hob Gadling’s telephone to apologise.
Neither of them handle their respective technology in a responsible manner. -
Lethe-lunged by notallsandmen (notallmaenads) for LittleAprilFlowers
Fandoms: The Sandman (Comics), The Sandman (TV 2022)
29 Jan 2024
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After the failed 1889 meeting, Hob goes to an opium den, intending to lose himself to a combined moping session/white guilt meltdown. Delirium decides to visit for a pep-talk/eldritch intervention. Things escalate slightly.
Series
- Part 1 of Throw roses into the abyss
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A Lesson In Tribology by notallsandmen (notallmaenads) for BeatnikFreak, behold_me
Fandoms: The Sandman (TV 2022), The Sandman (Comics)
08 Jan 2024
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Tribology: The science of friction, lubrication, and wear.
Or, the Hob Titty Fucking Dream fic
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Putting Out Fire With Gasoline by notallsandmen (notallmaenads)
Fandoms: The Sandman (Comics), The Sandman (TV 2022)
25 Jun 2023
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“You are late. I thought it was impolite to keep friends waiting?”
“We’re not friends. We’re not… anything. You’ve made that perfectly clear.”Dream does not get fishbowled and does turn up for the 1989 meeting, only to find that Hob does not appear.
Hob has not been not captured or detained; he just stands him up.
Or — what if Hob was a little less of a forgiving, patient cinnamon roll, and a little bit more of an salty bitch and went: ”You abandon me in the 1889, I will ghost you in 1989.”Inspired by Cat People (Putting Out Fire) by David Bowie
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License my roving hands by notallsandmen (notallmaenads) for Avelera, acadethicc, issylra
Fandoms: The Sandman (Comics), The Sandman (TV 2022)
17 May 2023
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“License my roving hands, and let them go,
Before, behind, between, above, below.”
— “To His Mistress Going to Bed”, by John Donne (1572–1631)
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Throw roses into the abyss by notallsandmen (notallmaenads)
Fandom The Sandman (Comics), The Sandman (TV 2022)
29 Jan 2024
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The title is from Friedrich Nietzsche’s Posthumous Fragments, dating November 1882 to February 1883:
’…throw roses into the abyss and say, "Here is my thanks to the monster who didn’t succeed in swallowing me alive.”’- Words:
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- Works:
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- Bookmarks:
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the honk zone by BeatnikFreak, behold_me, chaosheadspace, CourfeyracFredMariusCratchit, notallsandmen (notallmaenads), Quilling, tharkuun, The_KickIt_Domain, Wildshadows
Fandom The Sandman (Comics), The Sandman (TV 2022)
04 Mar 2024
- Words:
- 111,229
- Works:
- 9
- Bookmarks:
- 42
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Dream Therapy by notallsandmen (notallmaenads)
Fandom The Sandman (Comics), The Sandman (TV 2022)
26 Feb 2023
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Look, retroactively overwriting traumatic memories with The Cure-laced angst and Norse folklore incubus nightmare sex also counts as therapy. Probably. I have no one to blame but Robert Smith, Norse folklore, and myself.
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- 9,325
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 21
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Bet On It by Airuna for CosmicCaiti, avengercat, nuclearcornflake, caityfrost
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
23 Aug 2026
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Some people wanted a fic based on this tweet of my #DontYouDareFuckingFreeMe fic:
Josh @mtrlfan703
I’ll be honest and admit that if those two had made out on the ice before this, I would have assumed they had lost a bet.
JayJason @Youdon’tknowme
‘Losing a bet’ would have let them get away with so much, though… Like why are you at your rival's game? I lost a bet. Why are you wearing your rival's jersey? I lost a bet. Why are you hanging out together? I lost a bet. Why are you making him breakfast in bed? I lost a bet.
Josh @mtrlfan703
Hell, I’d have believed it if they said they got drunk and their teammates dared them to get married in Vegas.
JayJason @Youdon’tknowme
‘First one to annul the marriage loses’ and no one is surprised when they end up sharing a tombstone…
So I decided to try and write it.
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- Part 5 of HR Social Media works
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 21,365
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- 5/?
- Comments:
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Bookmarked by notallmaenads
01 Sep 2026
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not like i'm looking for that silence by Viwrit3r
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
30 Aug 2026
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Ilya Rozanov is tired. Tired of pretending he isn't an omega. Tired of pretending Shane Hollander isn't his alpha. Tired of pretending he isn't sick.
Years of suppressant abuse have left him barely hanging on. And when his secret comes out, recovery is no longer an option - if he wants to keep playing, it's required. On the edge of losing everything he's built, he spirals. But he's not alone, and his friends will do their best to make sure he knows that.
Alternatively - how to rebuild a life you actually like, by Ilya Rozanov.
Sequel to somebody notice how i'm trying.Series
- Part 2 of all of me, a wound to close
Bookmarked by notallmaenads
31 Aug 2026
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Candids of Us by bashfulnights
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
25 May 2026
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Shane and Ilya spent years deleting the photos texted to each other. The fear of them being outed by a misplaced or stolen phone. Or even just a passing glance. They certainly didn’t have pictures with each other saved on their phones. Good thing those around them have that covered.
5 times the group in the know secretly captured hollanov moments + the time Shane and Ilya do the same.
Bookmarked by notallmaenads
30 Aug 2026
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m2m by pookiewookie111
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
19 Jul 2026
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Ilya has two problems.
The first is that his best friend is freshly single and needs to get laid. The second is that Ilya is having some...weird feelings about it.
These are completely platonic and heterosexual concerns for his friend, of course.
(or a college au featuring shane and ilya as best friends, and shane as ilya's bisexual awakening)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 52,350
- Chapters:
- 7/7
- Comments:
- 1,497
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- 4,707
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Bookmarked by notallmaenads
29 Aug 2026
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Why Do You Call Her Name When You Can Call Mine? by AjSim
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
19 Jun 2026
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There it is Shane. The same old polite rejection, just dressed up in a different accent. It’s fine. We can do this later. Except there’s never going to be a later, is there? You’re just doing this out of courtesy like everybody usually does and all of this was just so you could reject me to my face, isn’t that right Ilya fucking Rozanov?
Shane was ready to hunt Ilya's girlfriend Anya down. He was tried of never getting the things he wanted and Ilya was so close yet so far. He had his girlfriend waiting for him at home and who did Shane have? Brown rice and salmon?
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Shane has been quietly and pathetically in love with his coworker Ilya for four months. Ilya brings him perfect coffee every morning, lingers at his desk, and talks about his “girl” Anya with that soft voice that makes Shane want to crack his head against a wall. Anya just wants belly rubs and biscuits and Ilya is happily ready to give them to her.
Bookmarked by notallmaenads
29 Aug 2026