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His band, being in his band and touring with his band was something that had always brought Calum comfort and stability.
But this tour was different, because having three little kids on Tour changes a lot.
On top of that, this was the first time he was single and on tour in years.Calum was lonely and lost, trying to find his place in life again in the chaos that was the biggest world tour they had ever done and found himself leaning on Ashton more than he ever had before.
And ultimately, Calum was completely blindsided by the avalanche of feelings this new situation triggered.
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After a series of unfortunate events (aka going to a club alone and getting drunk) Luke is turned into a vampire. As it so happens, his best friend and roommate Michael is a vampire hunter.
Enter: the guy Luke has been going on dates with, Calum, who turns out to be less human than Luke thought.Or:
Luke has existential crisis after existential crises once he realized he is literally dead and Calum is too generous for his own good and ends up having to put up with a whining vampire who thinks everything in twilight is true.
Feat. weed smoking earth fae Ashton and obsessed vampire hunter Michael.TW: mentioned death i guess?
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- Part 7 of 5SOS Oneshots
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Luke and Ashton had been the favorite couple on campus until they had broken up. But the campus is only so big and karma came around to bite Luke in the ass in the form of his art professor pairing him up with his ex boyfriend.
What happens when you find out that the reason you broke up with who you thought was the love of your life was really not a reason at all?
(Enemies to lovers i think?)
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- Part 6 of 5SOS Oneshots
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"Will you play me the last song from the EP?," Calum asked on the way to the airport once the LA traffic slowed them down.
"No."
"That's unfair," Calum whined, "why do I need to wait for the song to be released before I can listen to it with everyone else?"
"Life's unfair," Luke muttered.
Calum scoffed. "I thought screwing a musician earned you special privileges."
"It doesn't," Luke muttered, painted nails still typing away on his phone, "take this from someone who's screwing a musician."
"Why the fuck not?," Calum whined and took the exit sign to LAX.
"Because it's about you," Luke said obnoxiously.
"The whole damn EP is about me," Calum huffed, "What's so special about track seven?"
"You'll know when you hear it," Luke smiled, and before Calum could say anything he added, "on Wednesday when the EP comes out."
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or:Luke wrote track seven about Calum and now it's 'boy' release week and Calum is going out of his mind trying to get Luke to show him the song before the official release.
Featuring slow burn angsty flashbacks to how they became LukeAndCalum in the first place.
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- Part 5 of 5SOS Oneshots
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I always admired you for your view on life.
Well, I admired you for a lot of things. But especially your view on life.
Even though you knew you wouldn't ever even live to see your 16th birthday you were always happy. You never lost your happiness.
You made it look easy. Getting through the hard times in life. Easy, almost like you danced your way through life.
Soon, I was dancing alongside you, two people, best friends, knowing exactly what each other's next move will be.
But now with you gone it seems like I forgot how to dance.
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Or:Michael is 17 years old and looks back at his relationship with Luke, his best friend since kindergarten, who passed away from cancer.
And then he meets Ashton through very interesting circumstances and all things in Michaels life crumble completely.
Angst with happy ending!
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- Part 2 of 5SOS Oneshots
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Ashton Irwin is good at keeping secrets. One: he’s a trans man. Two: he and Calum Hood have been friends with benefits for almost a decade. He’s been able to keep those facts under wraps throughout his career. But with the Everyone’s a Star tour, a third secret comes into play that could upend everything; he’s pregnant. With Calum's kid. With 5 months of the tour left to complete. He can handle it. He has to. He just needs to not ruin things with Calum and the guys, all while keeping each secret out of the public eye. Easy.
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- Part 1 of Wait for Me
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22 Aug 2026
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Billie joe armstrong is pregnant with tre cools baby.
I was really bored... okay?
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26 Jul 2026
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Mike and Billie are keeping their relationship a secret from their wives, their bandmates and the public, until a stolen sex tape blows their cover and threatens to destroy their lives and the band.
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19 May 2026
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A collection of deeply emotional, chaotic, and tender one-shots following the lifelong bond between Billie and Mike—from childhood best friends to soulmates. Through fame, fear, love, and everything in between, Mike is always there: protecting, grounding, and loving Billie in ways no one else ever could… with Tré right by their side, holding them together when things fall apart.
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29 Apr 2026
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Ten years into a marriage that’s slowly destroying him, Billie Joe Armstrong is trapped—emotionally, physically, and mentally—by someone who claims to love him.
The bruises fade. The fear doesn’t.
Mike Dirnt has known Billie since they were ten years old. He knows his tells, his silences, the way he laughs when something’s wrong.
And something is very wrong.
With Trè Cool by his side, Mike refuses to stand by anymore. Because this isn’t just his best friend.
It never was.
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- Part 1 of Since 82: More Than Just Friends
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20 Apr 2026