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    The Hockey Buzz ✅ @HockeyBuzzOfficial
    [BREAKING] Text messages from the Boston Raiders' group chat during the years 2014–2016 have been leaked online earlier this morning. The messages, which appear to be from captain Ilya Rozanov’s phone, contain inappropriate, scandalous, and sexually explicit content. The Raiders' management has yet to issue a statement.

    Screenshots from the group chat can be accessed in the full article below. Reader discretion is advised.

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    Jane
    Okay, I read through that article. Mostly to see how bad it was and how much damage control needs to be done
    And can I just say…
    Baby, I love you and I trust you. And I know you love me too
    But what the everliving fuck goes on in your team group chat

    (the raiders vs. modern texting etiquette)

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    10 Sep 2026

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    Kevin: Can we forget this part?
    Neil: Why? I thought we were having fun here.
    Kevin:
    You are having fun here. I am having a seizure.
    The interviewer [turning to Andrew]: Are they always like that?
    Andrew:
    The interviewer: Right.

    A few years into retirement, Andrew, Neil, and Kevin are invited to another interview.

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    10 Aug 2026

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    This is the story of how Shane Hollander had a little bit of cocaine and ended up proposing to Ilya, as told by Cliff Marleau at their wedding...

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    A crack fic, literally

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    10 Aug 2026

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    Shane seeks advice when Ilya cries over a TikTok edit. The group chat Shane consults is naturally super focused and very helpful.

     

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    Inspired by me, crying over a tiktok edit about pigeons for forty five minutes last night

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    21 Jul 2026

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    @IlyaRozanovOfficial✅ Happy to announce that I WILL be pounding Shane Hollander tonight! That ass is MINE!

    @CliffMarleau✅Brother, please ask me before you post shit like this.

    @BostonWAGOneDay pounding him into… the boards… right? RIGHT?

    @HollanderBabe24 in my dreams 🙏🙏🙏

    @HockeyFan81 PLEASE have someone proof-read this man’s Tweets.

    @IllyaRozanovOfficial✅ what is ‘proof-read’? Internet tells me this mean
    fix errors. What error? I said what I said.

    @HockeyFan81 I’M SCREAMING

    OR: Instead of just hooking up at the CCM shoot, Shane and Ilya start a serious relationship the summer before their rookie season. They are not public about their relationship, but Ilya sees no reason to lie when people ask him what he thinks of his biggest rival. Maybe it’s the Russian accent, though, because for some reason, everyone thinks he's joking.

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    19 Jul 2026