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forever altered by deervsheadlights
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
16 Apr 2026
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Grace is put on cleaning duty and gets a mysterious fourth bag of vodka for his troubles.
Rocky begrudgingly takes on the role of Designated Driver slash Space Blob Supervisor, and receives a different kind of gift in return.
“Grace. What are you doing?”
Grace's mouth, still smushed against my xenonite, curves upward: Contentment, happiness, satisfaction. Interesting, that it should be prone to smiling when made stupid by ethanol, but not so much when it gets stupid because of a lack of sleep.
“‘s called a kiss, buddy. I‘m givin’ you. A kiss. ‘cause you're my best friend annnnd I like you. And y’nno what, you're actually pretty nice. When you’re not goin’ outta your way to be mean to me, that is.”
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11 Sep 2026
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i want us both to eat well by peglarpapers
Fandoms: Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
25 Jun 2026
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“Not so strange,” Rocky says mildly. “Back in not-so-distant past Eridian eat other Eridian all the time. Top of food chain. After natural disaster, war, not so much else to eat. Ecosystem delicate, especially if carnivore, especially if big. 🎵🎶 good thing to have to fall back on.”
“Cannibalism,” I manage to get out.
“New word. Cannibalism.”
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- Part 1 of xenopophagy
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11 Sep 2026
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“I'm an apex predator too, remember,” I say, and Rocky and Adrian completely stop their conversation and twist their carapaces around to me.
On Earth, Rocky says, and there’s an undertone of amusement to his voice. Not on Erid.
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11 Sep 2026
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Placeholder by surveycorpsjean
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
21 Nov 2021
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Hitoshi is stuck between a rock and a hard place. Except the rock and the hard place are in love, and Hitoshi still can’t crawl his way out.
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30 Aug 2026
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“I’m making negative five thousand dollars each month?” Robert’s mouth fell open and he wasn’t sure he could afford to close it.
Sonar just nodded. “Sure are. Your credit card debt has credit card debt. I’m honestly shocked your credit score isn’t six.”
“So I’m just poor? That’s it?”
“Sucks to suck dude.” Sonar stood up, stretching as he yawned. “Bet you wish you’d sealed the deal with Blonde Blazer now, huh?”
“I’m not hot enough to fuck my way into triple my salary and a new suit.”
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or; Robert becomes a phone sex operator. Flambae becomes his best client.
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27 Jul 2026
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made my heart squeeze for two hours. went in with no knowledge of dispatch but more than enough of los angeles and being....like this. in los angeles. this is the cutest shit 1000/10