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    17 Aug 2026

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    Shandry's Third @shaneybaby

    uhhh so im on r/shanehollander rn and some guy is claiming to have cloned shane’s dad’s phone and uploaded it to the internet?? has anyone else clicked on this link will it give me a virus if i do

    7:03 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 135.1k retweets | 232.1k likes

    Shandry's Third @shaneybaby

    okay I googled his dad and he’s a 52 year old forensic accountant who thinks fashion peaked with ralph lauren polo shirts. am I enough of a hollander simp to risk my laptop just to look through the phone of his dad who acts like sandals and bermuda shorts are a risqué choice. yes.

    7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 137.1k retweets | 235.9k likes

    Shandry's Third @shaneybaby

    oh my god his password for everything is ShaneHollander24. pov you love your son so much that it compromises your bank account

    7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 143.7k retweets | 250.7k likes

    Shandry's Third @shaneybaby

    HOLY FUCK

    7:19 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 337.1k retweets | 413.3k likes

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    09 Aug 2026

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    sns reaction

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    A glimpse into Shane and Ilya’s life as dads to three kids: Nikolai (Niko), Maxim (Max), and Mila. This will be a series of oneshots exploring different moments in their parenting journey. All fics can be read as a standalone!

    p.s. title is in reference to the song Our House by Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young 🩵

    **edit: hi!! still here!! will return!! just been having a busy summer + haven't had as much fun with writing lately (stressed! writers block! some personal issues!!). trying to work on the next fic, just not sure when it'll be finished/posted ദ്ദി( • ᴗ < )**

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    07 Aug 2026

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    豆鸭一家五口的故事

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    In his efforts to become the best captain possible, Shane accidentally cultivates among his teammates a debilitating praise kink.

    (Or, the unforeseen consequences of prolonged and repeated exposure to Shane Hollander's beautiful big brown bottom eyes, and its documented effects on a worrisomely increasing number of professional hockey players.)

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    01 Aug 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 55

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    “Shane Hollander要办一个盛大的同性婚礼。”

    Ilya的球发出噼啪的怪响,仿佛来复枪的子弹一样被发射进一旁的树林里。在那片树林的深处,一只鹅发出愤怒的鸣叫。

    “我的老天啊。”Tyler说。

    “哇哦,”Marly说,“那真是……那是什么鬼东西,Roz?”

    Ilya握球杆的力度大到他的指节都泛白了:“一次有点烂的击球。”

    “那不是有点烂的击球,那简直是违背物理规律的一次击球。我根本不知道人们能让球飞去那种方向。你还好吧?”

    “挺好的。”Hollander要结婚了。和同性结婚了。见鬼的他要和谁结婚?他甚至不……Ilya清了清嗓子,把他那根最大的球杆塞回包里,隐约感觉自己的手在颤抖。“Hollander是同性恋?”

     

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    或者:在坦帕湾全明星赛后十年,Ilya Rozanov闯进了Shane Hollander的婚礼。

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    28 Jul 2026

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    好好看的cheating文!!值得反复品味