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    Roy loads the stupid pink leopard thing into Keeley's car, carefully wrapping a stray hoodie around its head to keep its stupid little porcelain ears from getting chipped on its journey to her new life. He takes the plane tickets out of his jacket pocket and stares at them for a moment. Then he stomps back inside, plants his feet in the middle of the lobby, and bellows, "TARTT!"

    Jamie's naked top half pops out of the doorway to the gym. "Yeah, Coach?"

    Roy tucks the tickets back into his jacket and says, "Let's fucking go."

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    06 Aug 2026

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    Shane doesn't love making decisions. Ilya does. Isn't that convenient?

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    19 May 2026

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    Shane Hollander is trying his best to keep everyone compliant with Health, Safety and Wellbeing standards at Centaurs by Design. Ilya Rozanov does his best to make Shane's job as difficult as possible.

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    04 May 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov, Captain of the Ottawa Centaurs, Stanley Cup winner, league MVP, has run out of printer ink. It would have been nice if he had realized this more than three hours before he was supposed to print out the boring form needed for his boring Canadian citizenship application, but this will not be a problem for Ilya Rozanov. He has found the perfect, boring, Canadian solution: a public library.

    Or: Shane Hollander, occasional glasses-wearer, fell in love with the Dewey Decimal System, and took an oath to serve every patron that walks through the Ottawa Library's doors in their pursuit of knowledge, even if that patron is kind of a dick.

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    13 Mar 2026

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    Shane Hollander knows he’s not the easiest person to love.

    As Ottawa’s captain, he’s busy. He’s particular. But he manages it. He’s always managed it. Shane makes sure his anxiety never becomes anyone else’s problem.

    And he’s lucky—his boyfriend Clayton is willing to put up with him just fine.

    Clayton isn’t always perfect, but he’s a great guy. Shane knows how lucky he is to have someone like him.

    Even if it hurts sometimes.

    Ilya Rozanov has just been drafted, and he’s ready to prove to the league that it’s his year. He’s played against Shane Hollander for years. He knows exactly how good Ottawa’s captain is on the ice.

    But the more Ilya sees of Shane off the ice, the more something starts to feel wrong.

    Because Shane Hollander might be the perfect captain.

    But his life doesn’t look anything like Ilya imagined.

    And seriously—who the fuck is Clayton?
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    Or, Shane thinks he's hard to love. Ilya violently disagrees.

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    12 Mar 2026