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“What do I gain, then, if I go along with it?” he said, determined to at least listen so he could mock him later.
Something passes through Lucifer’s face, a hostile tremor, a threat that almost curled the tip of his sneer. Alastor heard him chuckle, but he must have imagined it, because Lucifer only blinks at his direction slowly.
“So, that’s it,” he said, a smug, self-satisfied resolve sweetening his raspy voice, which irritated him to no end. “You’ll have my body as payment.”
Somehow, Alastor ends up entangled with the Devil.
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- Part 1 of put me closer, closer to God
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02 Sep 2026
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Vox's disembodied screen gets smashed to pieces, sending his soul to the best possible vessel. That's how he finds out that Alastor keeps a creepy stalker shrine dedicated to him.
It's actually pretty flattering.
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30 Aug 2026
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“You’re not interrupting,” Lucifer insisted. This time he intentionally tapped into his Alpha Voice. “Relax.”
It took a moment, but the lingering tension melted from Alastor’s frame and he settled more comfortably in his chair, much to the delight of Lucifer’s dragon.
A Beta shouldn’t act like this. Shouldn’t be influenced by Alpha Voice. However, the alternative was equally unlikely. An unmated Omega of childbearing years working as a university professor, especially somewhere as prestigious as Pentagram University.
And yet…
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Alastor, an Omega posing as a Beta, offers Charlie Morningstar a ride after her car breaks down. Trying to head off any accusations of impropriety as her professor, he introduces himself to her father upon arrival.
Lucifer, an Alpha and a dragon, takes an immediate and inexplicable interest in him. When Alastor’s heat suppressants suddenly fail, he offers his help.
Alastor’s biggest concern after their tryst is that his secret will get out and his career will be over. Until he develops a soul mark, that is. And until Omegas start going missing.
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28 Aug 2026
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“Do you mean to imply that we've just had sex?”
Now it's Lucifer's turn to be confused. “Is that a serious question?”
Alastor's unblinking stare is answer enough.
“Alastor, you just tongue-fucked me through the most mind-blowing chain orgasm I can remember in recent history. I don't know how that could be considered not sex.”In Lucifer's defense it had seemed like a good idea at the time. Period blood and cannibals? It's like a match made in Heaven! But this is Hell, and nothing is ever that simple.
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- Part 5 of A Gentlemen's Accord, If You Will
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27 Aug 2026
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Alastor knew Vox had a weird obsession towards him, one he definitely did enjoy to a degree- exploiting it was a whole lot of fun. Pissing Vox off, throwing him off his game by calling him sweetheart. Hilarious.
What Alastor wasn’t aware of, though, was that Vox was still head over heels in love with him. Had been, this entire time, that crush never went away- And not only that, the King of Hell himself was falling for Alastor too.
All while Alastor thought he was simply pissing both men off by existing.
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This is not going to end in Alastor reciprocating either of their feelings, so take those ship tags with a grain of salt. Simply a silly little fic about two men being desperately in love with an oblivious aroace cannibal who gets a kick out of emotionally torturing them- and EVERYONE at the hotel is aware of what's going on except Alastor.
Edited to add.... okay, maybe take them with less of a grain of salt. Something happened- idk what i get possessed while i write. Rest assured though that Alastor stays firmly aroace.
Also what am I supposed to rate this fic? Hazbin hotel is an 18+ show but rating this fic "mature" doesn't quite feel correct.
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27 Aug 2026