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Clark—Superman—was pinned to Bruce Wayne's massive bed by Hal's constructs, straining against them, testing their strength.
Hal uses his ring to hold Clark down while he and Bruce get him to come as many times as they can in one night.
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"Clark, why don't you come in?" And that was all Bruce Wayne flirting with him there, with that sharp smile as he peered through his lashes towards Clark and licked his lips, and Clark couldn't lie to himself anymore when faced with that.
"Rao, yes," was all he had to say before Hal was pulling him in and slamming the door shut behind him.
Hal and Bruce's arguing finally resolves itself as sex, and Clark overhears. He really did just want them to go do this somewhere other than the Watchtower, but things don't exactly go as planned. Not that he's complaining.
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"What if Dick had followed us back here tonight, hm?"
"You think he'd do that? What do you—mm, Jay, right there—what do you think he'd do to me? To you?"
"Hm. He'd probably want to kiss us first, the sentimental bastard, though I know I'd have my hands all over him. Fuck, you think he'd let me fuck him?"
"I hope so, his ass was made for your cock. You should fuck him into my mouth, let me have a taste of his cock."
Dick hears things between Jason and Tim that he swears weren't meant for him over a comm link, but when he hears his name, he can't seem to stop listening.
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Dick would be lying if he said he had never thought about other ways those tentacles could be used. Not in the moment, but retroactively? He was pretty curious. And now, right in front of him, was his chance to satisfy that curiosity.
In which the author abuses the fact that Tentatodd happened to write good, old-fashioned tentacle porn featuring their current favorite characters.
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As he turned in for the night, there was one thought left in his brain:
I will do anything to make sure Dick never calls me that again.Dick keeps calling Jason brotherly nicknames, and Jason is increasingly pissed off until he can't take it anymore and accidentally confesses the real reason why it bothers him so much.
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one seat left by highvball
Fandoms: Green Lantern - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
10 May 2026
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“I was sitting there.”
Hal lifted his head enough to squint at the spot Bruce was clearly no longer occupying. “Well, You're not in it.”
“I stepped away.” Bruce’s voice was dangerously flat. “I was gone for less than ten minutes.”
“Ten minutes is a lifetime in space battles, Spooky. You know what? I don’t care. I just flew, like, seventeen light-years and mediated an alien war. My spine is killing me. Find another seat.”
“There is no other seat.”
“There’s a whole room of—" Hal looked around. For the first time, his sleep-deprived brain actually registered the designs. “Oh.”
“Move.”
“No.”
“Lantern.”
“Nope. Nope nope nope.”
or the one where a furniture mishap leaves exactly one good seat in the Watchtower lounge, Hal won't give it up, Bruce won't back down, and somewhere in three weeks of stubborn proximity, they both stop wanting the space and start wanting each other.
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Your Love Life Is Now a Corps Incident by LuthienLuinwe
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU, Green Lantern - All Media Types
09 Jul 2025
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“It’s called a Goose of Enforcement. They’re supposed to be annoying but harmless. You know, honking at you until you call your soulmate, maybe stealing your lunch until you go on a date. I heard a story about one that learned how to use a knife once.”
The goose vomits a small stream of red plasma that burns a hole through the floor.
“However,” Hal continues, shifting to look at the goose. “Ours seems to have gotten recruited by the Red Lantern Corps, which… Is not standard protocol.”
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Bookmarked by parkerwritesfic
17 Sep 2026
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extremely well-done crack. read for a laugh
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Everyone finds out that Bruce Wayne (allegedly) doesn’t go down, and Hal sees an opportunity.
(A story inspired by Pussygate 2021, but this one features trans Hal Jordan)
Bookmarked by parkerwritesfic
14 Sep 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
yes yes yes. For some reason I really like the idea of Hal being trans (it’s definitely not me projecting onto him what are you talking about???) and this fic does it beautifully. Plus some hot sex that actually writes a trans man in a way that doesn’t make me want to jump out of my skin so yay
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Hal didn't actually know Batman was real until today, but his mouth definitely feels real.
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South of Normal by cadkitten
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Green Lantern - All Media Types, Justice League: War, Justice League - All Media Types
27 Mar 2016
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"I should be used to it by now, but how quick you are on your feet still startles me sometimes, Spooky." And the nickname in combination with just how absurd it seemed that Hal would be even remotely startled by Bruce's presence forced something like a laugh out of Bruce's throat. And hell... it felt good; to remember how to laugh, to remember how to just be Bruce.