phipiohsum475
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If Ron was right - if this was a magical declaration of soulmates and compatibility - then this was the final straw, the final proof, that magic utterly loved to fuck with him.
There was absolutely no way – not a snowball’s chance in Fiendfyre – that the love of his life, the man who could make him the best version of himself – was Lucius-motherfucking-Malfoy.
One-shot.
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- Part 3 of The World For My Soul
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Barry draped an arm over Len as he came back to the table. “That was amazing; you’re amazing!” he praised, kissing Len’s cheek. “Although I would pay good money to see you try and seduce Joe West.”
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Of course, after nine yearly Color Days, nine separate occasions where his father used his Colorlessness as an excuse to taunt him, starve him, burn him, and beat him - as though he needed an excuse - it was 9th grade, or at least what passed for 9th grade in juvie, when Lenny finally first saw color.
One-shot.
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- Part 2 of The World For My Soul
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Regardless of Intent by phipiohsum475
Fandoms: Supernatural, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 Aug 2017
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“What I didn’t expect was the damage to my reputation. I’d made a deal and got nary a soul for it. With our lot, you get the soul regardless. And I’d gotten stiffed.”
This is a series of conversations that won't leave me alone. It will not be a fully fleshed out story.
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- Part 7 of The English Mistake
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One Evening, Two Loads of Laundry, a Three Year Old, and a Four-Legged Accomplice by phipiohsum475
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)
29 Jul 2017
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John covered his mouth to hide his smile. He felt bad for Sherlock, but thought he might finally get Sherlock to understand that raising children was not a ‘simple matter of reason and willpower, really John, how can you let yourself be outsmarted by a three year old?’
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The World For My Soul by phipiohsum475
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Sherlock (TV), The Flash (TV 2014)
16 May 2021
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A set of soulmate tropes which seeks to assume the most logical examples of worldbuilding within each trope.
Too many Soulmate AUs forget to build their world around the soulmate indicator - this is my attempt at logically deducing how the world would exist should the specific soulmate trope be true.
Each fic is a one-shot and can be read independently of the others.
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American English by Deansy, HumsHappily, phipiohsum475
Fandom American English - Fandom, Kingsman (Movies), Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015), Supernatural
21 Mar 2021
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Dean meets Eggsy on a vamp hunt. The gorgeous Englishman's a cheeky bastard, and Dean can't stop thinking about him.
A Kingsman/Supernatural crossover, where Lucifer Rising corresponds to V-Day. This series is post-Kingsman, and post-S5E4 Supernatural (at which point, we veer away from canon).
Harry Hart is dead, and Castiel is in heaven, trying to rebuild.
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Through no fault of her own, and certainly no clue how it had happened, Hermione finds herself in a very similar universe, but one without magic, and full of angels and demons.
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The Adventures of Wills & Wills by phipiohsum475
Fandom Sherlock (TV), The Adventures of Pete & Pete
19 Oct 2015
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He'd died, falling at her feet, breaking the bond between them in a backlash of magic that sends her back to 1937 to be sorted alongside the boy he'd been.
She isn't supposed to want him but as he grows so does the empty feeling inside of her and it all comes to a startling change in dynamics in their seventh year, inside an old unused classroom, and the reveal of a secret.
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Or: Tom is in heat (but Harry is the one on her knees).
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22 Jul 2026
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apostasy
noun. the abandonment of a religious belief or political principle“I killed your parents,” Tom points out. “There’s a piece of me out there who wants you dead. Will you kill him too?”
“Isn’t that a bit like suicide? Killing a part of yourself?”
“Then surely,” Tom stretches out, red-brown eyes meeting Harry's, "Killing you is suicide for me, for you are part of me."Less than a ghost, more than a spirit, Harry Potter grows up with the companion of a broken boy.
Or: the lines between tom riddle and harry potter blur- Language:
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29 May 2026
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17 Jan 2026
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"My murderer," Tom croons to him, Harry's pulse racing beneath his grip.
"You'll never know the irony of that," Harry rolls his eyes.Harry Potter is a time-travelling, furious mess and he is going to kill the Dark Lord. Like most of his plans, things do not work out.
Tom should not be so obsessed with his would-be murderer.- Language:
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05 Jan 2026
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It's been nine years since the Battle of Hogwarts and the wizarding world has been wiped of almost all criminals, thanks to the incredibly hard-working Auror, Harry Potter. With one last remaining Death Eater to catch, they are on the cusp of peace at last.
That is, until Hermione brings reports to Harry concerning a murderous snake whom she believes has something to do with the deceased Dark Lord. She thinks it could be the seventh part of Voldemort's soul, created because he did not know about the (now destroyed) Horcrux that was in Harry. Seven Horcruxes, not seven parts.
Harry finds the snake and feels compelled to assuage some of his survivor's guilt by making the man suffer. He recreates the resurrection ritual, but this time, with a crucial alteration to the ingredients: the flesh of a servant. Without it, the Dark Lord Voldemort has no magic. Harry secretly takes the man prisoner in his home, wanting to hurt him, to force him to divulge where his last Horcrux is, but things begin to rapidly fall out of his control.
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16 Jun 2025