pirate_script
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The one that wins will be the one that hits the hardest (now leave me alone) by pirate_script
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
21 Jul 2025
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"But nothin' is better sometimes, once we've both said our goodbyes. Let's just let it go. Let me let you go"
Peter and Wade learn that things that burn bright don't burn for very long
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- Part 29 of Spideypool Makes a Sandwich
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And I don't want the world to see me ('Cause I don't think that they'd understand) by pirate_script
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
17 Jun 2025
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"Just know that if you hide, it doesn't go away"
If there’s some kind of afterlife, do you think my place is taken? The real me died like a hundred years ago. Is there still room for me? Is there a heaven full of redundant copies of the same people? Is there someone up there who'd call me an impostor? It's dumb luck, right? I woke up in the right body? I basically flipped a coin and if I had called the wrong side I'd be rotting away.
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- Part 28 of Spideypool Makes a Sandwich
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I push my fingers into my eyes (It's the only thing that slowly stops the ache) by pirate_script
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
16 Jun 2025
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"And I'm trying to be calm about it, but honestly, I've never reached this point before. I can't live through another night like that"
Peter remembers
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- Part 27 of Spideypool Makes a Sandwich
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You look like yourself (but you're somebody else only it ain't on the surface) by pirate_script
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
01 May 2025
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"Say you're still her, the woman you were, and you haven't turned into someone who could never love me again. 'Cause you never broke my heart, no, you fixed it, and now it works, but only enough just to suffer that hurt."
Doc OckPeter is awful,Doc OckSpidey is mean.Series
- Part 26 of Spideypool Makes a Sandwich
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They called it true love, but those aren't really words for this (I couldn't find words for this) by pirate_script
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
12 Apr 2025
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"See, the luck I've had can make a good man turn bad. So please, please, please, let me, let me, let me, let me get what I want this time."
Wade and Peter decide fair is fair in terms of not wearing masks
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- Part 25 of Spideypool Makes a Sandwich
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Spideypool Makes a Sandwich by pirate_script
Fandom: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
21 Jul 2025
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Kind of a character study through the lens of Spideypool of a highly specific version of Peter (and Wade) I created in my head
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Where Wade yaps about love and change and Peter about identity and humanity- Words:
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Every spider I kill, stays inside of my pocket by pirate_script
Fandom: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
18 Jun 2024
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Following the (mis)adventures of Jaskier the shit-shoveler through canon and non-canon
Title from Ginger by The Front Bottoms
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