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Hurricane Katrina? More like Hurricane Kimi. by deletedaccountjustkiddingunless
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
07 May 2025
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Oliver Bearman has a tattoo on his wrist that says “AA.” Soulmate identifier. Could be initials, could be a location, could be a cursed acronym for “Absolutely Alcoholics” — who knows? Not Ollie. Definitely not Ollie. He’s been on a whole chaotic quest, dragging his best friend Kimi Antonelli along for the ride. Problem is, Ollie’s dumb. Like, monumentally dumb. Because if he had two brain cells to rub together, he might’ve realised “AA” doesn’t stand for anything except the boy who's been calling him pretty and colour-coded since day one.
Bookmarked by papayasucksonlyhereforlandoscar (pompous_papaya)
09 Apr 2026
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ollies a dumbass but cute
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Lando Norris was many things, no doubt about it.
But when he read the contents of the pale green envelope he’d pulled open five minutes ago, one thing became painfully clear:
More than anything, he was absolutely, undeniably fucked .As he stood there in stunned silence - jacket still on, front door not even fully closed - Lando wasn’t entirely sure what he wanted most in that moment:
A strong tequila shot to calm his nerves, a spontaneous opportunity to time travel, or for his boyfriend to agree to come to his sister’s wedding with him.The Problem:
1. There hadn’t been any liquor left since the last house party.
2. Time travel was strictly reserved for Doctor Who.
3. And the wedding was in exactly two weeks.
Also… he didn’t actually have a boyfriend.Series
- Part 1 of Just Like The Movies
Bookmarked by papayasucksonlyhereforlandoscar (pompous_papaya)
27 Jul 2026
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Lando and Oscar are done. Finished. Kaput.
(They’re still sharing a team, which is awkward.)
Max and Charles, world-class meddlers, are on the case.
Their brilliant solution? Witchcraft. Obviously.
What could go wrong after all?
Turns out, everything — especially when the “love potion” you ordered online turns out to be something else entirely and now Lestappen find themselves in a truly infant-ile situation.
Now, Landoscar have a week of tantrums, teething, and total chaos to figure out if you can rebuild a relationship while holding a baby bottle… or is this just another kind of curse?
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- Part 3 of landoscar treats <3
Bookmarked by papayasucksonlyhereforlandoscar (pompous_papaya)
16 Jun 2026
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oh charles u adorable desperate chaotic idiot i love you so so much
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Lando is a red bull fanatic and a pop princess who’s been sold to the enemy (mclaren, it’s orange, it’s tragic).
Oscar is the smug, pretty australian rookie who keeps beating his favourite driver and has the audacity to smirk about it.Lando is dramatic. (his brand is built on sassy comebacks, flirty lyrics, and 3am rants about max verstappen's legacy.)
Oscar is calm. (his brand is built on data, quiet confidence, and the newfound hobby of making lando norris blush so hard he short-circuits.)Their fans are losing it. The manager and team principal is concerned. Their vibe is 'mortal enemies' but it's giving 'sexual tension so thick you could race on it.'
But it’s fine, Lando is going to win this war. Or kiss him. Whichever comes first.
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- Part 2 of landoscar treats <3
Bookmarked by papayasucksonlyhereforlandoscar (pompous_papaya)
16 Jun 2026
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god istg is this author doesnt finish ts, im going to burn something. also this is the most cute heart warming peice of literature ive read in a long long time
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Lando Norris had a Michelin-starred life in London, until his grandma’s will yanked him back to the middle-of-nowhere town he’d escaped. The catch? She left her struggling waffle shop 50/50 to him… and to Oscar Piastri.
Oscar. The hot, petty baker next door who’s been his childhood enemy since the Great Kangaroo Incident of 2005 (a misunderstanding, for the record). Now, thanks to a clause only a chaotic grandma would write, they’re stuck running the place together.
It’s a disaster.
Oscar thinks Lando’s a pretentious city boy who abandoned his roots. Lando thinks Oscar’s a judgemental hermit who seasons everything with spite.
Their only common ground is a mutual desire to win the town’s annual holiday thing—mostly so they can gloat over each other.
Between fighting over batter consistency and who gets to use the good mixer, they’ve got twelve days to turn this mess around. But as grudges start to thaw faster than frozen blueberries, they might discover that their grandma’s real recipe wasn’t for waffles at all.
It was for this. Whatever 'this' is.
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- Part 2 of landoscar bites ☆
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Bookmarked by papayasucksonlyhereforlandoscar (pompous_papaya)
11 Jun 2026
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omfg hallmark who?