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to have and to hold by postcanons
Fandoms: 約束のネバーランド | Yakusoku no Neverland | The Promised Neverland (Manga), 約束のネバーランド | Yakusoku no Neverland | The Promised Neverland (Anime)
11 Oct 2023
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“A wedding,” Ray announces, when Norman has put the dish down, so he does not break it when he inevitably jumps. He knows Norman has not considered this possibility, for all his tactical genius. The man remained a bit of an idiot, when it came to Emma. “Propose to Emma.”
Norman doesn’t meet his eyes for a good while. Ray knows he is turning over the options in his head. Trusts that he will come to the same conclusion as Ray.
(But whenever has Norman done that, and stopped there?)
A chess game for the history books. Two weddings; three sets of rings. This is the start of the rest of their lives
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- Part 3 of vows / a million dreams
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here's your answer by postcanons
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
10 Oct 2023
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"Takes you being dead to visit your brother, huh," Dabi shoots at Shouto.
His kid brother shrugs, but meets his eyes to deliver the burn. "I learn from the best, Touya-nii."
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In which none of the Todoroki brothers are actually dead, and there’s a quiet cabin up in Alaska. -
call it like cain instinct by spreadsheet (postcanons) for RelTheNonConnoisseur
Fandoms: Haikyuu!!
23 Jul 2023
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Atsumu doesn't take Osamu wanting to leave to pursue the culinary arts well. Like, lock-your-twin-brother-into-your-den-slash-closet-until-he-agrees-to-stay kind of not well.
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we can’t commit tax fraud if we don’t know what taxes are! by postcanons
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
27 Apr 2023
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“Do they taste good?” —HIMIKO TOGA, 16, PLF section leader, on taxes.
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In which Dabi lifted a platinum credit card from his sperm donor before being burned to near-death and personally bankrolls the League of Villians with taxpayer money for years. At least, till Hawks comes by and starts indiscriminately swiping his Commission-provided card too. Discretionary funds, eh?
Unfortunately none of the League is smart enough to understand how the implications of this could shut down the Hero Commission faster than a Nomu strike. They get so, so close though. -
to be or not to be: that is, a Roomba by postcanons
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
06 Jan 2023
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2 truths & 1 lie (or, Todoroki “Conspiracy Theorist” Shoto’s thought process):
- Bakugou Katsuki loves cleaning, and is as aggressive as he is efficient about it.
- The Roomba keeps yelling, “DIE, FUCKERS!” every time it collides into something. It’s also immaculately leaving a shiny dust-free trail behind it.
- Bakugou is the Roomba.
In which Denki Kaminari is a technologist and content creator, there’s yet another vacumn cleaner stuck in Class A’s ceiling, Kamino Ward 2.0 goes remarkably well, and Monoma punks himself, all while Bakugou’s grandmother gets (re)married.
Also, half of the Pro Heroes and the entirety of the League of Villains fail at two truths one lie. Is it so hard to believe Bakugou likes cleaning?
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vows / a million dreams by postcanons
Fandom 約束のネバーランド | Yakusoku no Neverland | The Promised Neverland (Anime), 約束のネバーランド | Yakusoku no Neverland | The Promised Neverland (Manga)
11 Oct 2023
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postcanon AU, on building the world of their dreams & also weddings
vows:
i. to have and to hold || a chess game for the history books. two weddings, three sets of rings.
ii. holy ordinance || the demon god calls in a favour, in the form of one demon baby. it may or may not be the reincarnation of the demon god.
iii. from this day forward || ten, twenty, thirty years latera million dreams:
i. these hands could hold the world || Emma grows into the leader she always was.
ii. from the ground up (set all the foundations) || THE DON FIC! Don finds his place, learns his worth, builds some houses.
iii. it takes a village || Ray moves into Norman and Emma's study, despite the custom bed built for three in the master bedroom. Reactions from the family.i rewrote vows in 2020 after tpn ended! diverges from canon after ch 172, Emma shoots Peter.
vows remix:
i. for better|| emma kills a man. the aftermath of a choice that was not wrong.
ii. pledge my faith || the trio build a life together. to have & to hold rewrite w/ canon compliance.- Words:
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bad habits, perfect places by postcanons
Fandom 約束のネバーランド | Yakusoku no Neverland | The Promised Neverland (Manga)
19 Feb 2021
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come astray with me?
i. a million bad habits to kick
Ray, Norman, and Emma navigate a timeloop.ii. living in the ruins of a palace in my dreams
Emma and Isabella reunite in the Seven Walls.- Words:
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my old friends become new again by postcanons
Fandom 約束のネバーランド | Yakusoku no Neverland | The Promised Neverland (Manga)
29 Jan 2021
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i. smoke and mirrors: Norman and his ghosts; 568 days away from his best friends
ii. (so what am i defending now?): Norman and Ray; another 683 days away from the girl they both love, figuring out the spaces between them when she no longer inhabits it.
iii. start a fire, lose a friend: Emma and Norman start fires. Ray keeps losing friends. Ray’s side of (so what am I defending now?).two years done twice. a series of canon-compliant Norman-centric character studies, ft his relationship with Emma and Ray and loss and leadership.
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"It's a very brave decision, Mr. Hendricks," Jared said, handshake firm.
Richard let his hand be shaken. "Uh, thank you, that's very–thanks."
"Of course, I'll destroy you," Jared said. "Thoroughly. But it's still very brave."
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Hooli CEO Jared AU!
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16 Sep 2026
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the unwanted spotlight by 37nightwalker for sarriathmg
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
19 Oct 2024
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The flower on the head of his cocklet is a fresh and vibrant blue, not unlike Dick’s Nightwing suit. It bounces along with the chain dangling from his nipples as he puts one foot in front of the other. Dick would probably call it cute.
Bruce doesn’t bat an eye at him, tugging Jason’s leash one last time. The alpha doesn’t try to help as Jason stumbles onto the steps and his left knee hits the marble harshly. All he can do is wince.
“So careless,” Bruce says. “It’s your problem now.”
From one alpha to another, Bruce gives Dick Jason’s leash, formally handing ownership of the omega over.
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15 Sep 2026
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never over Jason holding his cock like it's the bouquet
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He spends another twenty minutes staring at his phone before he musters up the courage to call Darla.It rings for several minutes. For a moment Bernard thinks he’s gonna get kicked to voicemail, which is exactly the kind of anticlimactic bullshit the universe would drop on him for being anxious about this.
The phone picks up, a quiet out-of-breath noise in his ear.
“Hey, dumbass,” Darla’s voice says. “You okay? Tim thinks you’ve been kidnapped.”
It’s her voice. It’s young and smooth and tripping over the corners of words in the ways a gangly teenager does, and how did she ever sound this young?
“Bernard?” Darla says, worried.
Bernard hangs up.
Post-Cult-of-Dionysus Bernard gets stuck in a time loop of the day Darla Aquista dies, which sucks just, royal balls.
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15 Sep 2026
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Do Every Stupid Thing by thepartyresponsible
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Batman - All Media Types, DCU
09 Oct 2017
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Jason doesn’t mean for the Winter Soldier to be a present for Tony Stark. The youngest Stark isn’t supposed to be involved at all.
The plan is simple: intervene before the Winter Soldier can murder Howard and Maria, tranq the Winter Soldier until he’s sufficiently incapacitated, and then drag him off for further study and let the Starks carry on with their fraught, bourgeoisie bullshit.
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14 Sep 2026
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It’s maybe the hottest thing Jason’s ever seen in his life.
Although, after a beat, he recognizes that the civilian fatality is unfortunate.
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Sometimes you want to go where everybody knows your name by Anonymous
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
25 May 2025
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“It can’t be Sanji,” says the one called Usopp. He sounds shocked.
What an odd thing to say.
The black-hair man cocks his head like a bird. “If you’re Sanji, what’s that thing on your head?”
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Sanji gets de-aged.
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05 Sep 2026
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“I’m not going to cut you up,” says Zoro. “You’re like, five.”
“I’m six!” Sanji is outraged.
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Fic so good I finished it and then immediately reread it. heart wrenching in the best way