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    There are men turning up dead in the woods, and Chief of Police Charlie Swan has a job to do—figure out what, or who, left the poor bastards torn up as they are. Chief of Police Charlie Swan is too old for this mess. Too old and too sick of this shit to pretend Forks is just a sleepy old rural town anymore. Between the gruesome corpses and the quiet, unsettling doctor Cullen who shows up like a statue in pressed slacks, lying through his teeth, Charlie’s got more questions than answers—and no one seems too keen on giving him either.

    Charlie’s trying not to notice how his breath catches when the doc gets too close. He’s also trying not to notice how the bodies keep piling up, unsolved. Neither effort is going particularly well.

    And if one more person tells him it was a bear, he’s going to shoot something. Probably not a bear.

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    22 Aug 2026

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    Deadpool is called to assist The Avengers due to a sticky situation.

    (Spider-Man has turned into an actual giant spider.)
    (It's somewhat problematic.)

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    04 Aug 2026

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    This is a sequel.
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    PART 1 SYNOPSIS:
    Peter Parker is in university, last year of his double major, in fact. For years, he's avoided any reminder of old Peter Parker, managing fine until the famous senior tech workshop where you go to the top 5 leading technology companies to be what they call 'a workshop intern.' for a week. Which means he's going right into the lion's den- Stark Industries.
    No one remembers him, he's sure but FRIDAY starts glitching around him anyway and
    now Tony Stark is involved, trying to figure out what the hell is wrong with his building. He's intrigued and when he's intrigued there's nothing that can stop him.

    TL;DR: FRIDAY doesn't fully forget all the coding Tony put into her for Peter Parker before the forgetting. As the saying goes, you can never truly delete anything from the internet. Or, in this case, the smartest AI. Peter goes on to SI. Tony wants to know what's going on.
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    Just some things that happened after.

    Updating as I go.

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    02 Aug 2026

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    Peter Parker is in university, last year of his double major, in fact. For years, he's avoided any reminder of old Peter Parker, managing fine until the famous senior tech workshop where you go to the top 5 leading technology companies to be what they call 'a workshop intern.' for a week. Which means he's going right into the lion's den- Stark Industries.
    No one remembers him, he's sure but FRIDAY starts glitching around him anyway and
    now Tony Stark is involved, trying to figure out what the hell is wrong with his building. He's intrigued and when he's intrigued there's nothing that can stop him.

    TL;DR: FRIDAY doesn't fully forget all the coding Tony put into her for Peter Parker before the forgetting. As the saying goes, you can never truly delete anything from the internet. Or, in this case, the smartest AI. Peter goes on to SI. Tony wants to know what's going on.
    Part 2 out now

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    02 Aug 2026

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    Every Wednesday and Friday, Hannibal attends an evening figure drawing class. It's pleasant, quiet and allows him a moment of clarity within his busy schedule. However, one evening, a new model steps onto the podium and Hannibal is immediately transfixed by the sweaty, disgruntled man posing before him.

    Will is a gruff, tired and overworked agent taking refuge in his own hobbies, looking for an easy way to indulge in what he really is with no repercussions. It all goes without a hitch until he stumbles upon a new gig where one particular attendant won't take his eyes off of him, finding what Will always feared would be seen.

    Just how will their worlds collide, and just how far are they willing to go to let it crash together in a tumultuous, torturous blaze?

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    25 Jul 2026