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  1. Public Bookmark 53

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    After Simon crashes into an Eridian moon, Grace finds himself horribly attracted to him. Rocky takes it upon himself to help out his friend by using Eridian courting rituals to set them up. If it works for Eridians it has to work for humans. Right?

     

    A.K.A. A laid back romance between the patron saints of one way trips orchestrated by Rocky

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    18 Aug 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 58

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    Touch-starved Ryland Grace was excited at the prospect of another human on Erid who could help with platonic touching every once in a while. Simon, however, refuses to touch Ryland, closes himself off from everyone around him, and keeps having sex dreams about Grace.

    What could possibly go wrong if they’re in a room together?

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    Grace refused to be so pathetic as to get hard from a punch to the face (he very much did get hard from it)

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    16 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 64

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    Simon finds himself somewhere else. At first he thinks it might be Hell, but then he meets Grace and angels can't exist in Hell

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    09 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 75

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    An ordinary Justice League meeting takes a very unexpected turn when an old college sex tape of Bruce Wayne and Clark Kent starts playing on the projectors.

    No one knew they were ever together. They do now.

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    06 Aug 2025

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    “Good, maybe you’ll start actually listening to me, then.” There’s a heavy layer of sarcasm and disbelief in his voice, which is fair enough. Dazai isn’t exactly known for taking orders.

    Grinning, Dazai hasn’t even registered his own words in his head when he says, “oh, does Chuuya want a reversal of roles? That’s fine, I can be a good boy for him if he wants.”

    It is only when the silence grows too loud and the faint sounds of traffic begin to grate on his ears without the accompaniment of Chuuya’s voice that he thinks to look over and meet Chuuya’s eyes.

    “Oh,” Dazai breathes, eyes wide with something like awe, lips parted in shock. “You liked that.”

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    25 Jun 2025