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  1. Public Bookmark 16

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    Everyone has a breaking point.

    Odile thought she wanted this.

    (Or, the party is looping, and Siffrin is not. There’s only so many times Odile can comb over the same information, come up empty, and not lose her mind. Siffrin is caught in the crossfire.)

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    06 Sep 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 17

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    A Siffrin System au

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    06 Sep 2026

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    A Project Hail Mary AU in which Grace (for Plot Reasons) develops the ability to shift between his human body and an Eridian form at will a couple of weeks after the Adrian Incident.

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    03 Jul 2026

  4. Rec *

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    nillie<3 added siffrin to the groupchat

     

    bonbon
    FRIN!
    FRIN HI
    HIFRIN

    nillie<3
    give them a sec
    theyre like a scared animal

    bonbon
    OH RIGHT
    sorry frin
    here frin pspspsps

    ZA!👊
    LOL?

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    my signature overly elaborate chatfic au, now with time loops, minor political intrigue, and a supposedly haunted theatre

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    04 Sep 2026

  5. Rec *

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    Isabeau once joked that if he ever needed to get away with murder, he would make sure to ask Odile for help.

    She didn’t mind the joke, in fact she tried to play into it. She was more ruthless than the others, scarier, and it was for the best to keep that comparison humorous. To limit her terrifying side to chilly glares and threats of spicy food. It stopped the others from dwelling on it long enough to ask questions, which in turn helped her keep certain things buried in the past.

    Then Siffrin knocked on her door in the middle of the night and asked her for just such assistance. Suddenly it wasn’t a joke anymore.

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    04 Sep 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    WHEELY GOOD.......