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    It does mean missing out on things like barbeques and team dinners sometimes, but it’s not as if he would have been able to participate anyway. At this point in his life, risking someone not taking his allergies seriously would mean potentially missing games, which makes it unacceptable. Jackie always makes sure he has a dish or two that’s safe when he’s over at their house, but if he was going to be the one guy sitting and drinking ginger ale instead of taking part in sharing nachos or Korean barbeque or burgers or any other delicious thing he goes in knowing he can’t have anyway, there’s no point in making a fuss about it. He eats at home, has a drink with everyone else, and he calls it a day. Easy. Safe. Foolproof.

    But also the reason it doesn’t occur to him that he hasn’t actually told Ilya about any of his allergies until it becomes immediately relevant five days into being at his cottage together.

    (how ilya learns about shane's food allergies) (and how shane learns what it's like to have someone who always saves him a seat at the table) (and who also makes sure there's food he can eat on the table to start with)

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    “Ah.”

    “‘Ah’,” Ilya repeats, giving him a look before he looks back to the tidily stacked frozen mouse packages in the freezer and makes a face as a little badly-hidden shudder moves through him. “Why the fuck do you have mice in your freezer, Shane? You are doing serial killer shit now? This is why you have cottage in the middle of nowhere? For serial killer things?”

    “It’s for Spaghetti,” Shane says.

    Ilya gives him an absolutely horrified look at that and turns a little green, which makes him remember that Spaghetti isn’t just his snake's name.

    “Not food!” He rushes to explain. “Not food spaghetti! Snake Spaghetti!”

    “What the fuck are you even saying right now,” Ilya says, looking honestly a little concerned that Shane might have something going wrong in his head.

    (Distancing himself from almost twenty years of owning a snake, Shane can indeed see why this situation might be a little alarming for someone on the outside looking in.)

    (It also clues him in to the fact that maybe it’s not just Spaghetti who should have gotten a little adjustment period.)

    (in which i give shane allergies AND a snake)

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    HIGH-KEY REC

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    He moseyed his way from the garage to the living room, where he was about to greet his husband until he saw—himself. Sat on the couch. With his dog. And Ilya sat on the armchair staring at him.

    He dropped the groceries. “Um…” he began.

    “I’m you from another universe and I got too high and ended up here and I don’t know what to do,” his clone said quickly, as if that explained everything.

    “Oh what the fuck,” Shane whispered to himself, before looking at Ilya with worried eyes.

    Ilya gave a resigned shrug, as if he, too, had given up trying to make sense of the situation. “Marvel shit,” he sighed out.

    or, a Shane/Ilya/Hudson crack fic.

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    Shane Hollander doesn't fight.

    Doesn't, however, does not mean can't.

    Too mad no one told Tanner Gagnon that.

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    Luca was so happy listening to them get along that he’d almost forgotten he’d been nervous at all. He reached for the salt without looking. It wasn't there.
    "Hey, daddy, can you pass the salt?"
    Ilya's hand closed around the salt.
    So did Cliff's.
    Nobody moved. Cliff's arm was stretched all the way across the table. All the color had drained from his face.
    Luca’s face went hot. He stared at his plate and cautiously started to pull back his hand.
    Shane laughed, then covered his mouth.

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