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"The speedrun world record on this version in the category ”any% glitchless, random seed, singleplayer” is currently 18 minutes 28 seconds 932 milliseconds. If you beat it, I will let you and your one-eyed friend go wherever the fuck you want. Get it?"
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Admin 4 has offered Andrew freedom in exchange of him beating the world record in speedrunning. With Assimilation still hunting him down, can he really accomplish it?
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On slow days, sometimes AndreW2002's chat gets distracted.
Sometimes, this goes in directions it's not meant to.
A series exploring the nature of Andre's mind, and what the Administrators have and will do with it.
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- Part 1 of AFK Universe
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Abiotic Factors by bonebuckets
Fandom Collinlock16 (Web Series), Collinlock16 - Oneshef (Web Series), Minecraft (Video Game)
23 Mar 2026
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For works in the Collinlock16 continuum following the events of Respite. New works slow to come, but will come eventually.
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Some of the drivers are added to the WAG chat. All of them are waiting to see how long it takes before someone catches on that they're not technically WAGs.
Oh, and they're trying not to out their boyfriends.
Bookmarked by retrorapport
31 Jul 2026
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is long, eventful but lacking strollonso. feels like a chef's kiss anyways. 7
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The commentators’ voices filtered through the pit wall speakers at low volume, muffled by static, but clear enough.
“Alonso’s chasing his second title this year, if he can keep Schumacher at bay. Despite his DNF in Budapest, he’s held a ten-point gap on the Ferrari driver…”
And when the camera showed the #1 emblazoned blue and yellow Renault, Lance knew. If he was chasing his second title, with Michael Schumacher still on the grid, this wasn’t Istanbul 2021. It was 2006.
He was in 2006.
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The Pitlane Tower
George Russell
Hello! We have a new resident moving in, his name is Arvid and he’s going to be living with Liam!
Arvid, we have this chat so we can properly communicate about building related issuesMax Verstappen
Yes, and George is the self appointed HOA leaderGeorge Russell
You would still be stuck in the elevator if it wasn’t for me Verstappen, so watch it.