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Domestic Bliss and Other Luxuries by holdingbreaths
Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse), Spider-Man - All Media Types
06 Apr 2026
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Peter moves in with Wade: it's meant to be a temporary solution for an urgent problem.
Out of boredom, he cleans around the apartment.
Wade compliments him in a very particular way.
This is a huge mistake for everyone involved.
Follow our hero through a series of everyday domestic snippets about praise, accidental power dynamics, denial, and the deeply inconvenient realization that Spider-Man may enjoy being a housewife.
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26 Aug 2026
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Clicking in tongue in disdain, Kakuzu brashly and unthinkingly moved closer to Hidan’s face, fully looming over the panicking man. Kakuzu would have wrenched the younger's chin to force his glassy gaze to lock onto Kakuzu himself had his hands not been preoccupied. Instead, he settled on boring holes into his skull with his glare and consuming any available space so Hidan would have nowhere else to look.
“Your God is not here, Hidan,” Kakuzu spat out, anger mounting with each fearfully mumbled prayer. “Only me. Of the two of us, I know which will be getting us out of this mess and it certainly won’t be your Lord. So stop your hysterics for salvation when your deliverance won’t be coming from any unseen entity, but me instead.”
☽༺𖤐༻☾
Or; Two times Kakuzu accidentally helped Hidan, two times Hidan purposefully helped Kakuzu and one time each it was reversed for both of them.
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10 Aug 2026
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The world he lives in is a world of alphas and omegas. A world of scents and instincts and hormone cycles and pheromones and all kinds of other things that Madara, being neither alpha nor omega, knows nothing about.
Sometimes, he thinks he’s okay living like he is. A blank slate, scentless, ignorant of greater happenings around him.
Most of the time, though, he wishes he could understand.
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Madara presents as omega a LOT later than usual and is thrown into a whole new world of secondary dynamics. Hashirama and Tobirama are both alphas. Guess what happens.
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18 Jul 2026
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Madara startled violently, Sharingan whirling to life, when Tobirama snapped into being in the middle of the Hokage’s office.
“Amaterasu’s sake, Tobirama!” Madara shouted, slamming his palms into the desk. “I have a door! Use it!”
“Sorry.” Tobirama apologised briskly, clearly meaning none of it. “I’m sure you've noticed that powerful nature chakra entity that's been skulking around Fire Country?”
Madara tilted his head. “Yes,” he replied slowly. “I have. Why?”
Tobirama pinched his nose, muttering to himself, before exhaling and starting again. “Madara, where are our children?”
Madara’s eyes widened. He quickly kneaded chakra, spreading out his sensing.
“...fuck.”
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- Part 6 of Three's Company
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17 Jul 2026
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Life was a complicated mess. Kakashi had thought things had been complicated two years ago, but now Kakashi would laugh at the Kakashi of two years ago for his naïve thoughts. How innocent that Kakashi had been. He had no idea what had been due to come. That Kakashi had three terror students (or had, two of them were being trained by Sannin now). That Kakashi had also bonded to a man with a swirly mask known as Mr. Kidnapper (named by Kakashi) who was secretly an Uchiha. Said Mr. Kidnapper had also gotten him pregnant and they now had a two year old daughter, all while Naruto was due to return to Konoha.
So yes, Kakashi wished life would calm down, but that wouldn't happen. Not with the Akatsuki on the move (hunting Naruto), and Orochimaru (hunting Sasuke).
Kakashi swore he needed a holiday.
Kakashi would also love to find out Mr. Kidnapper's identity too. That would be nice.
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- Part 2 of Of Moonlight and Sunshine
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Bookmarked by riehammerhead
17 Jul 2026