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Domestic Bliss and Other Luxuries by holdingbreaths
Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse), Spider-Man - All Media Types
06 Apr 2026
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Peter moves in with Wade: it's meant to be a temporary solution for an urgent problem.
Out of boredom, he cleans around the apartment.
Wade compliments him in a very particular way.
This is a huge mistake for everyone involved.
Follow our hero through a series of everyday domestic snippets about praise, accidental power dynamics, denial, and the deeply inconvenient realization that Spider-Man may enjoy being a housewife.
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26 Aug 2026
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Clicking in tongue in disdain, Kakuzu brashly and unthinkingly moved closer to Hidan’s face, fully looming over the panicking man. Kakuzu would have wrenched the younger's chin to force his glassy gaze to lock onto Kakuzu himself had his hands not been preoccupied. Instead, he settled on boring holes into his skull with his glare and consuming any available space so Hidan would have nowhere else to look.
“Your God is not here, Hidan,” Kakuzu spat out, anger mounting with each fearfully mumbled prayer. “Only me. Of the two of us, I know which will be getting us out of this mess and it certainly won’t be your Lord. So stop your hysterics for salvation when your deliverance won’t be coming from any unseen entity, but me instead.”
☽༺𖤐༻☾
Or; Two times Kakuzu accidentally helped Hidan, two times Hidan purposefully helped Kakuzu and one time each it was reversed for both of them.
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10 Aug 2026
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The world he lives in is a world of alphas and omegas. A world of scents and instincts and hormone cycles and pheromones and all kinds of other things that Madara, being neither alpha nor omega, knows nothing about.
Sometimes, he thinks he’s okay living like he is. A blank slate, scentless, ignorant of greater happenings around him.
Most of the time, though, he wishes he could understand.
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Madara presents as omega a LOT later than usual and is thrown into a whole new world of secondary dynamics. Hashirama and Tobirama are both alphas. Guess what happens.
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18 Jul 2026
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Madara startled violently, Sharingan whirling to life, when Tobirama snapped into being in the middle of the Hokage’s office.
“Amaterasu’s sake, Tobirama!” Madara shouted, slamming his palms into the desk. “I have a door! Use it!”
“Sorry.” Tobirama apologised briskly, clearly meaning none of it. “I’m sure you've noticed that powerful nature chakra entity that's been skulking around Fire Country?”
Madara tilted his head. “Yes,” he replied slowly. “I have. Why?”
Tobirama pinched his nose, muttering to himself, before exhaling and starting again. “Madara, where are our children?”
Madara’s eyes widened. He quickly kneaded chakra, spreading out his sensing.
“...fuck.”
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- Part 6 of Three's Company
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17 Jul 2026
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Life was a complicated mess. Kakashi had thought things had been complicated two years ago, but now Kakashi would laugh at the Kakashi of two years ago for his naïve thoughts. How innocent that Kakashi had been. He had no idea what had been due to come. That Kakashi had three terror students (or had, two of them were being trained by Sannin now). That Kakashi had also bonded to a man with a swirly mask known as Mr. Kidnapper (named by Kakashi) who was secretly an Uchiha. Said Mr. Kidnapper had also gotten him pregnant and they now had a two year old daughter, all while Naruto was due to return to Konoha.
So yes, Kakashi wished life would calm down, but that wouldn't happen. Not with the Akatsuki on the move (hunting Naruto), and Orochimaru (hunting Sasuke).
Kakashi swore he needed a holiday.
Kakashi would also love to find out Mr. Kidnapper's identity too. That would be nice.
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- Part 2 of Of Moonlight and Sunshine
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17 Jul 2026
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Kakashi Hatake has lost more than most shinobi ever will—but when the world refuses to let him rest, Might Guy refuses to let him fall. In the aftermath of war, grief, and too many maybes, Kakashi learns that healing might just be the most selfish—and the most human—thing he's ever done.
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16 Jul 2026
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16 Jul 2026
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dottore succeeded in his first creation of a segment. … sort of.
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25 May 2026
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Pantalone didn't quite know what to make of the segments at first, he very quickly however became rather fond of them.
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23 May 2026
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Forbidden Flesh, Forbidden Fruit by somestarboy
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
05 Mar 2026
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Rime had tasted plenty of different types of flesh throughout the years. The gamey meat of fresh boar. The stringy tendons of birds. The rock hard skin of the Exiles that turned to rotten ash the moment his fangs pierced through. Subpar substitutes to what he’d desired, what he’d craved, what he’d all but burned for. If he were a lesser creature, he would’ve killed for the chance to taste the elysium that he sunk his teeth into now.
Varka tasted like nothing he'd ever tasted before, like Celestia turned flesh.
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07 Mar 2026
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URGENT: is it a problem if i have a problem with the implications of hybrid production. this is very important so can you call me back? thanks. this is phainon, in case you deleted my number by dirtmemer
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
24 Dec 2025
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The problem with Phainon is that—well. There's actually no problem with Phainon, if you discount the fact that he works six days a week and spends his single day off being on-call; his intertwining savior-hero-martyr complex (according to Cyrene); his ugly rusted beat-up truck (according to Hyacine); his general demeanor and boring lifestyle (according to Cipher).
In which Phainon has an ethical crisis.
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28 Feb 2026
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got a taste for the cherry, i just need to take a bite by oikageism
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
23 Feb 2026
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Mydei has tits.
And Phainon’s well aware that he already has tits — Titans, does he have tits — but they’re bigger. Big enough that Phainon’s eyes keep flickering down. He’s only a man! And wow, Phainon thinks, they’re really —
“My eyes are up here, Deliverer,” Mydei says, and Phainon guiltily tears his eyes away and up to meet Mydei’s gaze.
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28 Feb 2026
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Dottore gets turned into a rat (thanks tartaglia).
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16 Feb 2026
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4 times pantalone gave something to dottore and 1 time he gave something in return
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16 Feb 2026
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five times pantalone regretted loving il dottore and one time he didn't
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16 Feb 2026
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A man who lives and works within the same four walls is a canary in a gilded cage. If the doors are open and he does not fly, then the bars are of his own making, and comfort is his foundation.
Wriothesley discovers that Neuvillette is touch-starved, and reaches out. However, to save a man who is self-imposed in isolation, he must be willing to reach back in reciprocation.
Written as a gift for the Wriolette Winter Exchange 2026.
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03 Feb 2026
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a desert fox is basically an oversized cat by telepathicflower
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
14 Jan 2026
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Kaveh’s melting heart takes in stray cats at every possible moment (much against Alhaitham’s good advice). He then decides to adopt a desert fox.
“Listen, Haitham, I know what you’re gonna say! But hear me out. She can sleep out in the garden. Or in my room, so it won’t bother you at all! I swear she’ll be fully under my responsibility. I promise I tried to leave her behind, but she totally insisted on coming with me! Followed me all the way home, just because I gave her some water. The poor thing was so thirsty.”
Alhaitham blinked, sighing deeply. The shock had mostly worn away: ridiculous as the situation was, it was actually quite in line with his roommate’s usual behaviour.
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- Part 7 of oneshots!!
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27 Jan 2026
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They really should stop overworking themselves. x_x
Haikaveh fanfic! <33
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27 Jan 2026
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Kaveh gets transformed into a bunny.
His attitude, however, remains fully intact.
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26 Jan 2026
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Alhaitham’s agency throws him into a livestream dating show. As expected, he rejects everyone. Rudely.
“Name a key scientist involved in the laws of thermodynamics.”
“Newton?”
“What is your stance on Dialectic of Enlightenment?”
“Dia-what?”
“Name a philosopher. As an advantage, a dead one.”
“...”
“Next.”It shouldn't have been as surprising when someone finally snaps.
“Do you even know the answers to these questions, or are you just waiting for someone to say Ibn al-Haytham to boost your own ego?”
Or: The internet is privy to Alhaitham falling in love on camera.
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24 Jan 2026