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A Straight Man's Guide to Inheritance Fraud by LostLanguages
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
28 Sep 2026
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“Any reason for the sexuality reminder?” Yuuji half-jokes as he reaches into their kitchen shelf for a jar of peanut butter. Again, they don’t usually talk about stuff like this. Yuuji wracks his brain for any reason Fushiguro might’ve brought it up. Was someone giving Fushiguro a hard time because he was queer? God, he hopes not. But that’s something Fushiguro could probably handle on his own, though Yuuji would one-hundred percent step in if asked.
Or, more likely– did Fushiguro start dating someone? A guy? Or a… non-girl? Yuuji’s not too sure about the terminology. But if Fushiguro is actually seeing someone, that’d be great! Yuuji is fine with it. He is totally, absolutely fine-
“I need you to be my boyfriend,”
Yuuji walks straight into the cabinet door.
Megumi asks Yuuji to be his fake boyfriend in order to get disowned by the Zenins. Yuuji is completely and totally normal about this.
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29 Sep 2026
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“And who are you, again?”
“Fushiguro Megumi, special inspector,” the man said sharply. “Do you realize how stupid you all were? You could have been killed. Do what you’re told next time.”
“People were killed,” Yuji said and gestured to the swaying ceiling above them. “If anyone else was going to die, it would have been while we were stuck waiting for you to get here. What are you even inspecting for?”
“...Pests.”
“...Pests?”
“Yes.”
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Or, in a world where Itadori Wasuke never died, Yuji has been working as a firefighter, blissfully unaware of curses. He takes care of his grandfather, helps out around the neighborhood, and saves cats from trees in a quiet corner of Sendai.
Megumi, on the other hand, is tired of the jujutsu world. When he comes across a young man too good to be true, he falls for him. And Megumi is perfectly happy keeping Yuji in the dark about jujutsu to preserve their small slice of normalcy.
However, Kenjaku never planned on letting Sukuna's Vessel live in peace forever. Soon enough, his plans would come together, and no meddling sorcerers were going to stand between him and his tools.
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29 Sep 2026
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Who you truly long for by laurellins
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), Jujutsu Kaisen Phantom Parade
02 Jan 2025
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A wild thought entered his mind, “Are you… jealous of Kamo?” Megumi asked, staring at Itadori with wide-eyes.
Itadori froze in place at the accusation, “are you jealous of Todo?” He asked back in lieu of responding to Megumi’s question.
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Or… During a survival training exercise, the first years are forced to work together with some of their seniors from the Kyoto school. Yuji finds himself bothered at how close Megumi and Kamo seem to be all of a sudden. At the same time, Megumi feels as if Yuji has ditched him in order to hang out with Todo.
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“You think Naruto’s in love with Sasuke?”
Megumi knows Naruto’s in love with Sasuke. He elects not to say this out loud. He can’t believe he’s having this conversation in the first place.
“Naruto’s had, like, four montages about Sasuke in the past three episodes,” Megumi points out. “When Sasuke was injured in the last arc, Naruto went…” Megumi shrugs. “Kinda ballistic.”
“Yeah, but he was just… protecting his friend.” Itadori frowns. “Like if someone hurt you, I’d probably react the same way.”
Megumi raises an eyebrow. “Really,” he deadpans.
“Yeah!” Itadori straightens. “What, you don’t believe me?”
This, Megumi decides, is not an argument worth having—at least, at this specific point in the show. Megumi gets the feeling his point might get a bit clearer a few hundred episodes down the line. So for now, he shrugs.
“I guess we’ll see.”
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or, Itadori and Fushiguro start watching Naruto
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Nobara then remembers that the pink-haired boy next to her is the world’s biggest idiot, and comes to the sudden realization that there’s been some miscommunication here.
“Itadori,” she starts in a tired voice. “God, how do I say this… Fushiguro didn’t ask you to hangout with him, he asked you out on a date. Whether that was lost in translation, or you’re just plain stupid, I’m not sure. I’m leaning more towards the latter, though.”
Itadori gapes openly at her. “What? Nah. He didn’t ask me out on a date. Huh? What’re you saying?”
OR, Megumi asks Yuuji out on a date, only Yuuji is oblivious to that very important detail
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23 Sep 2026
