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i ain't the worst that you've seen by ruilian
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 Jul 2022
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Competing mattress company CEOs, Feng Xin and Mu Qing, go undercover to a third mattress manufacturing company to scope out and hopefully eliminate the competition.
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"Apparently, there’s a new mattress manufacturer in the area.”
“Smiling Rainbow,” Feng Xin said distastefully. “Yes, I just found out myself. They’re taking away our profit.”
“Or maybe people are realizing your mattresses are shit.”
“Get fucked! You’d know about shitty mattresses anyway, wouldn’t you?”
“How dare—”
Feng Xin cut him off. “But that’s beside the point. Three’s a crowd in this industry, don’t you think?” -
truth is a curse and honesty is a prison by ruilian
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
13 Jun 2022
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Mu Qing gets cursed to only tell the truth. Feng Xin learns some things. (So do hualian)
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“A truth curse?” he repeats uncertainly. He’s never heard of anything like that before.
“Mn. I can control what I say for the most part, but I can’t say anything that’s not the absolute truth.”
Feng Xin considers this. “It could be worse.”
Mu Qing’s head snaps up, and he fixes him with a glare. “It could be better. I could be not cursed at all.” -
that we may fall in love every time we open up our eyes by ruilian
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 May 2022
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“You’re not wearing your glasses.”
Feng Xin blinks, startled out of his thoughts about acceptable roommate behavior. “Oh, yeah. I don’t really need them now.”
“Oh.”
If Feng Xin didn’t know any better, he would say Mu Qing almost sounds disappointed.
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or: Mu Qing discovers Feng Xin sometimes wears glasses and definitely does not have a small crisis over it.
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during the holidays, as an impromptu gift by ruilian
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Dec 2021
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“Do you want to get married?”
Mu Qing whips around to gape at Feng Xin, almost dropping the tray of cookies he’s just taken out of the oven. “What?”
“Do you want to get married?” Feng Xin repeats, completely unfazed.
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another way to propose to the love of your life and make it christmas-themed but just barely
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- Part 2 of ways to propose to the love of your life
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i look to you, i'm holding on by ruilian
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Dec 2021
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“Anyway, it was something about going to couples therapy with someone you’re not dating, but then someone in the comments said it could actually work for saving money or something. Like there’d be two of you to split the cost.”
Feng Xin blinked, waiting for him to laugh it off as a stupid joke, but Pei Ming just sat there waiting for a reaction. “You’re suggesting,” he said slowly, “that I find someone to go to couples therapy with me because it’s a more affordable way to get therapy.”
“Exactly!”
He stared at him incredulously. “There is absolutely no way in hell anyone would be stupid enough to do that.”
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or: therapy is expensive, pei ming sometimes has good (dumb) ideas, everyone else is suffering, and fengqing finally get the therapy they need. at the same time. with the same therapist. because it's couples counseling.
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ways to propose to the love of your life by ruilian
Fandom 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Dec 2021
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Wei Wuxian notices something strange about the rose petal. A discolouration, almost. It’s so easy to miss, so easy to overlook. He rubs it between his fingers and they come back red.
His heart sinks. “Oh…Lan Zhan…”
“It’s dirty,” Lan Wangji repeats. His own hands are clasped in his lap, fingers tightly knitted. Now that Wei Wuxian knows what to look for, he spots that same shade of red everywhere. On Lan Wangji’s clothes, on those graceful pale hands…
“Lan Zhan, this is serious,” Wei Wuxian says. “You’re—” he glances back down at the red—at the blood—on the petal. “How long has this been going on?”
Lan Wangji hesitates. “A long time.”
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Or: Lan Wangji is dying from hanahaki and refuses to reveal who he is in love with. Wei Wuxian strives to find this person before it's too late.
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20 Sep 2024
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the ways in which you say my name by rokiizen
Fandoms: 全球高考 - 木苏里 | Quán Qiú Gāo Kǎo - Mù Sū Lǐ
28 Jul 2022
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“You know, I’ve been thinking. Does Qin Jiu ever actually call you by your name?”
You Huo scoffs. What a stupid question. Of course he does. You Huo has a name for a reason, to be used. He opens his mouth, ready to shoot Chu Yue some irritated words but he pauses.
No, actually. He doesn’t. Qin Jiu rarely says his name.
“I’m right, aren’t I?”
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The four times in which Qin Jiu uses a pet name for You Huo and the one time You Huo actually uses one back.
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03 Jun 2024
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Peerless_Eats by tabulaxrasa
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Aug 2020
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Shen Yuan had a huge, well-kept secret. He had, for two years, managed to not breathe a word of it. None of his coworkers or friends or students had any idea at all, and it was something he kept close to his heart. Lips sealed, that was Shen Yuan!
His secret was that he had an amazing roommate.
(Binghe cooks amazing food! Shen Yuan makes a secret Instagram about it! Will they survive academia long enough to realize they are in love? Could I fit more tropes in this thing?)
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02 Nov 2023
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Incorrect spellings (A FengQing OneShot) by Leaf_boi
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon), 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Webcomic)
02 Aug 2023
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Mu Qing works at Hua Co. (Hua Chengs company) and frequents at a coffee shop, but one day he has a terrible night and it finally hits him and he snaps
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Feng Xin is the barista at a coffee shop and always screws up My Qing's name on purpose. (Gone wrong with a happy ending)
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06 Sep 2023
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the limits of things by hoesome
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Jan 2023
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When he is feeling particularly sadomasochistic, he pays Shi Qingxuan’s grave a visit. These, he remembers most distinctly.
He and the grave commune in silence: He Xuan glares, the grave is unmoved. In the third century, he glares, but he sweeps the plot of dirt too, especially when the heavens are wrapped up in one thing or another and no one else has stopped by in a while. In the fourth, he brings flowers. He doesn’t know anything about flowers. He resides over death, not the princesses of life. So he picks colorful, sprightly bouquets, ones he thinks Shi Qingxuan might’ve liked. In the fifth, he is struck by revelation: he glares with renewed intensity at the wooden marker erected over Shi Qingxuan’s grave, and he says, “Hello.”
He Xuan learns the interminable length of a lifetime.
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19 May 2023