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    @centaurs_core: IS ILYA ROZANOV OKAY??? WHO STOLE HIS PHONE
    @sensandcents: the hearts i am crying tears of actual blood this is so soft
    @puck_discourse: Ilya Rozanov using heart-eye emojis on the main timeline is the scariest thing to happen in the NHL this season.
    @hockey_tweets: "my husband" oh he is down atrociously, someone check on him
     

    OR five times Ilya forgets how to behave in polite society because his husband is simply too amazing to handle and the one time Shane decides he's entirely done sharing.

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    16 Aug 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 6

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    Dear Ilya,

    If you’re reading this, you must be in dire need of a change.

    The same thing happened to me, long ago. I’d lost sight of what mattered most in life…real connections with other people and nature. So I dropped everything and moved to the place I truly belong.

    I’ve enclosed the deed to that place…my pride and joy: Centaurs Farm. It’s located in Heated Ri-Valley, on the southern coast. It’s the perfect place to start your new life.

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    Or: what if Ilya was the new farmer in Stardew Valley and Shane (along with many other members of the Heated Rivalry universe) were the townspeople and marriage candidates?

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    14 Aug 2026

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    Listen. Shane knew it was dumb to feel anything like jealousy over this stupid game. It was a stupid game when it didn't involve Ilya, and it was even stupider when it did. He should tune them out and leave them to it, like he always did.  

    But nobody was having sex with Ilya but him. Nobody else was even thinking about it. 

    Or - The Montreal Metros like to play Would You Rather. For some reason, sex with Ilya comes up a lot.

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    14 Aug 2026

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    The Boxing Day argument changes everything.

    This time: there is no emergency Centaur plane landing. No moment of clarity. No grand realization waiting around the corner.

    Instead, Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov come to terms with the fact that they are not on the same page about their relationship. Ilya, the physical touch king, is ready to stop hiding. Shane, the reserved, this-needs-a-15-step-plan king, still needs more time.

    So they break up.

    Ilya throws himself into therapy, starts taking antidepressants, adopts a dog, befriends a very attractive new reporter, and develops a newfound commitment to living authentically. Shane is left wondering: what happens when hockey, the thing that’s always defined him, no longer feels like enough?

    A canon-divergent story beginning after the Boxing Day argument in The Long Game.

     

    OR: because my daddy Ilya deserved more than a plane-crash induced panicked proposal & my baby Shane deserved more than a social media outing.

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    14 Aug 2026

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    "Never have I ever checked out my teammates in the locker room." Comeau said, looking directly at him.

    Shane left his beer exactly where it was and met Comeau's gaze without saying a word, waiting for someone else to break the silence, because surely that had to have been a joke.

    "Come on, Cap. It's no fun if you're just gonna lie." Drapeau let out with a quiet snort.

    Shane frowned, genuinely confused. "What?"

    "You really expect us to believe you've never taken a peek at us in the showers?"

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    Or: A game of Never Have I Ever with the Voyageurs turns ugly, it's a good thing Ilya is not too far way.

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    13 Aug 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    ily shaney