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But the president was awake. America never truly rested.
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Her girlfriend was leaving for Washington tomorrow morning. Janet Cage’s girlfriend was leaving for Washington tomorrow and she wouldn’t even get to join her this time.
“I’m sorry. I can’t do anything about it this time.”
Janet giggled in response. “Oh-ho, but you most certainly can.” -
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“A… Second… Date?” He parrots the words back to her like it’s the first time he’s ever heard them. Considering his test scores, it really could be.
“Yeah. Since I, you know… Fucked the first one.” Asa bows her head to the floor out of shame. She can recall the voice of the not-so-friendly Devil cohabiting her body – “Fucked it?! I mean you really fucked it! Where on Earth did you get your dating advice, a National Geographic book?!”
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Asa manages to score a second date in the late Spring.
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love is an open book to a verse of your bad poetry by salmonpinksalmon
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo
21 Sep 2022
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Inej frowned. It seemed to have started this morning for him. A bitter taste in his voice, bubbling under the surface of his stoic face and pursed lips. “… Well, I apologise for not letting you make things harder for yourself.”
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She felt like a cat on a hot tin roof most of the time she was on Harbinger duty, but it was like Columbina was intentionally torturing her. Maybe she heard of her reputation with women, and in some twisted way wanted to see how true it was. She shut her eyes. It didn’t help she already found Columbina the most gorgeous woman in all of Teyvat.
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EMPATHY - It's a fantasy she has had for a long time, never indulged. Her car is sexy, she's sexy when she drives it, and you lying on the hood almost completely naked, spread out so she can see every part of you that makes you tick, she finds that sexy too. It may not make sense for someone who takes such good care of their precious things, but she's very into the image.
ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Let the Speedfreak do what the Speedfreak wants and stop thinking about it!
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16 Mar 2026
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The third time you trip over Harry, you take him by the shoulders and physically steer him away from you. He’s wearing his mesh tank-top again. You can tell from the warm furry bare skin you touch. You push him over to the far wall - which is not very far at all - the two of you stepping in sync, almost dancing. “Stay,” you say. A hitch of breath, then silence. “Good boy,” you say, almost without thinking, and there is a sharp sudden breath before you. The drag of air across your skin.
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10 Mar 2026
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Wade and Logan’s mutual homoerotic gay horny crushes are quick to be realized. With two ripe men dripping with testosterone in close proximity, what did you expect? For them to NOT fuck constantly??
There are romantic feelings too, but that creates another problem entirely.
As long as they live together, there will be lots of fucking and a decent amount of romance.
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03 Aug 2024
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Ugly Betty by lestatopotato
Fandoms: Mortal Kombat (Video Games), Mortal Kombat - All Media Types
30 Nov 2023
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Kenshi who’s on a mission (?) and Johnny who’s definetely not depressed for certain reasons (?) spend a week together rotting, bantering, binge-watching old cable tv shows and gradually coming in terms with eachother.
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30 Nov 2023
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They only wanted to relax. Camping sounded like a great idea. But Johnny never would've expected that he'd end up learning so much about Kenshi's past, or start remembering too much of his own, or – worst of all – be forced to come to terms with the enigmatic crush he harbors for his best friend.
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17 Nov 2023