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    "Hello, Julian," Yennefer says coolly. "Listen carefully. We are only having this conversation because it’d make Geralt happy and I'm the best wife in the fucking world. You and I should have sex."

    Jaskier says, "I'm going to need you to elaborate."

    Or: Geralt's biggest fantasy is to watch someone else fuck his wife. What kind of best friend would Jaskier be if he didn't lend a hand?

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    Julian is six when he realizes that he's got an astounding capacity for being an annoying bastard. He's seventeen when he finally decides to lean in.

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    ‘If I wanted to kill you, I wouldn’t slit your throat in the bathtub in a room we share at an Inn.’ Carefully, he drags the blade down Jaskier’s cheek before washing the suds off in the bathwater. ‘Everyone would know it was me. Tip your head up.’

    ‘Not everyone. Could be the stable boy. But I suppose you would be the first suspect.’ Jaskier exposes his neck. ‘And how would you kill me? If you wanted to?’

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    Geralt appreciates Jaskier.

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    09 Aug 2026

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    On the eve of their break for winter, Jaskier leans across the soft mattress and kisses Geralt delicately. It’s gentle and polite, barely a brushing of warm lips against each other, certainly not enough to get a taste. Jaskier pulls back, hovers, waits.

    Geralt opens his warm amber eyes and says, ‘You’re drunk. This isn’t the barmaid’s room.’

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    Jaskier decides to risk it for the biscuit.

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    He’s so close to the curve of Geralt’s neck, it would be unfair if he didn’t kiss there too, and then the top of his spine, and then the vertebrae, one, two, three, until Geralt sighs underneath him and shifts slightly.

    ‘What are you doing?’

    Jaskier looks up to find Geralt peering over his shoulder, one amber eye curious.

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    After spending ten years trying to seduce the Witcher into his bed, Jaskier discovers that it's quite difficult to convince him to be anywhere else.

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