sarcoline_sails
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In Some Sad Way, I Already Know by FinallyForgotten, sarcoline_sails
Fandoms: Hamlet - Shakespeare
10 Aug 2024
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Hamlet was an ever-evolving phenomenon and Horatio wouldn’t tire of running right alongside him even if he were cursed to.
Alternatively, Hamlet survives through medical inaccuracies and Horatio subconsciously yearns.
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a friendly caution against suspicious taxi cabs by sarcoline_sails
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
19 Jul 2022
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“Damn speed bumps,” the driver grumbles, sounding for all the world unconcerned that his passenger almost ended up concussed. “What are they doing in the middle of the road?”
Kunikida turns to him in astonishment. “Where else would they be?”
“The sidewalk?”
Kunikida has a sinking feeling of regret that he should’ve been more suspicious of a taxi cab driving around alleyways in the dead of night.
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Kunikida loses his car. He has a terrible week at work. A chaotic taxi ride and midnight tea time ensue.
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the tragic (pony)tail of dazai’s downfall by sarcoline_sails
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
04 Jul 2022
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“So it wasn’t a dream,” he whispers, squinting at the yellow curls spilling over Kunikida’s shoulders. “You really do have hair.”
His partner seems taken aback, eyes widening before he laughs incredulously. “What does that mean? Of course I have hair!”
“I know that! But… b-but it’s never like…” Dazai’s face burns as he gestures ambiguously at Kunikida’s head. “You know… that.”
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or, five times Kunikida has his hair down, and one time Dazai ensures it stays that way.
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i never thought a lie could sound so sweet by sarcoline_sails
Fandoms: The School for Good and Evil - Soman Chainani
31 Dec 2021
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Tedros wanted to pull a charade, and he was sorely mistaken if he believed Japeth wouldn’t take complete advantage of it.
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basically a rewrite of That Scene in book six: what if japeth didn’t stop…?
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lovely translation into Russian by Greenforest20 here!
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Harry watches as Niall shuffles toward his pantry, growing smaller on the already too-small phone screen, and Harry really wishes he could just step right into it and scoop Niall into his arms.
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Niall and Harry bake some brownies over FaceTime.
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what dreams may come by twilightparade
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
14 Sep 2024
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Robin is supposed to be the lady-lacquered antidote to Penacony's problems, but her fate is as bitter a pill as any to swallow—she ends up as a different kind of poison. She sits in your mind not quite the same way she sits in your stomach—ever-pervading, like a colony of angels.
“This your first time?”
“I've been here before, but I never had the chance to sample the drinks.”
“I don't mean the Holstery.”
Girls like Robin, nobody really takes them seriously. Siobhan would like to.
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someday I'm gonna be (somebody people want) by thornpetalrose
Fandoms: Ensemble Stars! (Video Game)
20 Sep 2026
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Three years after aging out of the foster system, Kagehira Mika has never been more down on his luck. He learned an important lesson growing up—good things never last, and the past three years have continued to prove that true. That is until a chance encounter throws him into a life he’d never imagined having.
When Itsuki Shu, Editor in Chief of CosPro, one of the biggest fashion magazines out there, takes a life-changing chance on him, Mika isn’t sure what to think. He knows it can’t last. It’s far too good to be permanent and he sure as hell isn’t cut out to be a model, if you ask him.
Mika isn’t used to being wanted, by anyone, in any way at all. Meanwhile Shu has never wanted anything in his life as much as he wants Mika, in any way he can have him.
Complete, updates weekly.
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After Ulfric Stormcloak's escape from Helgen, Hadvar was tasked with combing the nearby woods to recover him. Instead he found... his old friend. (Told from the POV of Ralof.)
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Play Your Cards (Right) by cadejos
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
08 Dec 2025
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1994. Inspector Gojo Satoru has been chasing down Professional Thief Nanami Kento through Tokyo after a streak of high-end armed robberies sets the city ablaze. Eventually, he finds him, not through a concerted effort of his own, but through a note explicitly left for him. An invitation.
Against better judgement, and with his life on the line, he takes it.
Series
- Part 1 of Legal Tender
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Nobody Mentioned his Dad is Hot by ImTheLorax for Wafflicious
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)
01 Feb 2026
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Satoru Gojo was fully prepared to congratulate his son on winning his first fight, and then the man of his dreams walked into the principal's office.
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Written for the NanaBinGo2025 event, prompt: Papamin AU
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- Part 5 of NanaBinGo 2025