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"He is going to die. You're going to rip his guts out, he's going to die, he's going to die. Your breath wafts over his exposed stomach, your teeth just barely scrape his navel, he shuts his eyes and he's going to die!
A long, languid swipe of your tongue licks all the way up from his belt to his chin, leaving a stripe of sticky saliva in its wake, chilly when it's cooled by the air.
Ford gasps."
Back in 197-whatever, you work as an assistant to local scientist Ford Pines. One day, you turn into a werewolf type creature and fuck him silly about it. Wahoo!
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You- a real life modern woman- get isekaied over to Gravity Falls in the winter of 1982 during the First Portal Test™. How and why this happened are mysteries to you and your new companions, Stanford Pines and Fiddleford Mcgucket, but more pressing to figure out is how you're going to get back home.
Maybe, while you try to figure that out, you can try to save these men from the terrible fates you know befall them in canon.
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You- a real life modern person who got isekaied over to Ford in 1982 during the Portal Incident™- are helping Ford with the slow process of disassembling and repurposing the portal to get you home. You get talking and Ford reveals he's never slow danced with anyone before. You think you can remedy that.
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So this is basically in response to a comment from inahazeina. Thanks for sending me off on a lore dump <3 lol
(This is supplemental for people reading the sap series, and is not necessary reading material.)
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- Part 3 of The Sap Series (Self-Inserts)
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You were half-joking when you suggested you two go out and dose Ford this time. Ford was not. He goes out and doses himself with the sap while collecting samples to make an antidote. In the name of science of course! How could he not be curious about the experience?
Ford's turn :) Pathetic whimpering men let's go.
Ford thinks he can outlast the aphrodisiac, find a time limit. He is a fool full of hubris. He gives into temptation, almost freaks out about it, shows off his mental strength, and then you give him a very loving handy while trying not to be too weird about indulging that kink you accidentally discovered yesterday. And then you cuddle <3Series
- Part 2 of The Sap Series (Self-Inserts)
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