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    A Weapon X branch that had escaped Deadpool's rampage comes back with a vengeance, intent on finishing what they had started all those years ago.
    Wade expect all the fucked up things they do to him and try to pass off as 'medical research', but what he doesn't expect is to be joined in his personal nightmare by a sweet doe-eyed cellmate named Peter.
    Now if only Peter could talk, this would be a lot easier for the both of them…

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    21 Jul 2026

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    Spider-Man has three fundamental rules. Always get back up, never kill, and keep his identity a secret to protect the people he loves. Through blood, sweat, and tears, he's upheld these rules for years now, despite the suffering it forces him to endure.

    Despite this, though, he's still a person. One who isn't invulnerable, one who can't always save everyone, and one who can't always hide who he is. He's not perfect, no matter how hard he tries to be.

    So, when he accidentally kills Green Goblin, he's heartbroken. He doesn't know what to do with yet another life lost to his imperfection.

    Luckily, a certain Merc with the Mouth — that he's come to know as the closest friend he's ever had, despite said friend knowing nothing about him other than his hero persona — is there to help him.

    At least, until he's hired to kill Peter Parker: Spidey's cute photographer. Then, all bets are off.

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    He launched himself at Wade, wrapping both his arms and legs around his torso and subconsciously spider-sticking. He’d lost enough tonight. He didn’t want to lose Wade, too.

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    21 Jul 2026

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    Sonar is a straight man. Or at least that’s what he thought until Robert Robertson, the new Dispatcher, arrived. From that moment on, Sonar’s instincts began to spiral, craving that man like he’d never craved anything before. Robert's scent didn’t help one bit: it was laced with wet dust and ash. A scent of sadness, of depression.
    It made him so protective that he would do anything for him. And that was a problem.
    Victor finds himself fighting a battle against his own instincts, trying to help Robert and, slowly, falling in love without even realizing it.

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    20 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 59

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    Maybe the hypnotizing spin of the microwave meal had been the first thing to lower his guard. Beef sniffing at his shoes might have been the second as Robert spared a second to bend down and pet him. His back protested not-as-loudly- as he had expected when he stood back up. Out of the corner of his eye he vaguely registered Sonar’s ears flicking toward the sound. 

    However his eyes were then scrunched shut as the lack of sleep won, and he yawned. Loudly. 

    And as yawns were want to do, passing from one person to any witnesses, it got Sonar next, who also yawned, mouth opening wide and fangs shining against the afternoon sun that came in through the window. 

    And Robert, apparently tired of living, cooed, as if he were talking to Beef, “Ooooh, big yawn!!” 

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    18 Jul 2026

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    Something is wrong with Steve Harrington... hell, if anyone can pinpoint just what though.

     

    Steve Harrington dies with a plate to his head at the age of 18. It’s not the plate that does it, but the plate certainly helps the process along.

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    10 Jul 2026