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    Following an afternoon of sex and tuna melts, Shane goes searching for the explicit rules of what being 'friends with benefits' entails. In his humble opinion, they're nailing it.

    Once friendship is on the table, Shane reconsiders the usefulness and immutability of the public rivalry narrative. Surely the NHL can make just as much money from a bromance as it can from a rivalry?

    A missed call from J.J., a dinner at All-Stars, and an ill-considered mad dash to the airport send Shane's season in a very different direction to the disciplined three-peat he'd been planning back in October.


    "This rivalry thing: it was everyone else who said we hated each other off the ice. There’s no rule that says we have to keep doing that forever.” Shane stared outside, past the blinding billboards and down at the streets below. “It was nice. Hanging out, last time.”

    He knew what it looked like when Rozanov shut down, when he closed himself off and pushed the world away. He’d finish the conversation abruptly, curt, clipped, and retreat. So Shane knew he’d won when Rozanov finally answered with: “Are we six years old, Hollander? Asking if I want to play in sandbox with you?"

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    12 Sep 2026

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    The lights had been dimmed in the kitchen where Shane bounced on the balls of his feet as he waited for the microwave to beep. Inside was a microwavable plush Snoopy that Ilya had gifted Shane last Christmas. Heating the plush up had quickly enmeshed into part of Shane's bedtime routine. Skincare, brush his teeth, microwave Snoopy, read for half an hour, then sleep. The weight of the cuddle toy on Shane's chest, Ilya's arm around his waist, and the warmth from both were comforts Shane never wanted to go to bed without ever again.

    The familiar steps of Ilya broke Shane's concentration on the microwave. Shane turned his head right as Ilya wrapped his arms around him, pulling him into a tight embrace. Ilya hooked his chin over Shane's shoulder to speak in his ear. "Warming up your puppy?"

    Shane felt his cheeks flare hot. "Shut up," he grumbled. "You bought him for me."

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    Five times Shane stims around Ilya and the one time he does it with the Centaurs.

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    10 Sep 2026

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    Despite the *obvious* interest on both their parts (standing naked under a shower makes it hard to hide certain feelings) Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov don’t hook up after the CCM shoot. A few years later, when they’re both Captains of their respective teams, Ilya comes out as bisexual. Shane immediately makes his move to lock down the boy he’s had a crush on all this time, before it’s too late. After a surprise at a post-game press conference and a challenge from the Raiders, Shane has to convince Ilya he is serious about having a real relationship in front of professional hockey and the entire internet. Will it work? There’s only one way to find out!

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    10 Sep 2026

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    “What the fuck is this?”

    “Ahhh, is where I can see all my ratings and reviews from rides I’ve given,” Ilya said, winked, “rides on my dick.”

    Shane blinked at him. “What.”

    “Is silly app,” Ilya said, turned the phone back to himself, and then clicked into Svetlana’s latest review - just the preview of it in which it showed she’d given him five stars and a tip, as well as leaving a photo - and then turned the phone back to Shane. “My friend made for me as silly present. Sometimes I share with people I fuck, and they rate me. Is funny.”

    This is a silly fic that takes itself seriously. Ilya has a app to rate him in bed, and Shane is mad, horny, and also going to fill out his ride reviews every single time with dedication and focus.

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    04 Sep 2026

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    Lily
    Today - 9:16 pm
    > I’m so fucking tired
    > My father will die and my brother and polina only care about money
    > I can't deal with it anymore
    > Or with anything
    > Goodbye shane thank you for letting me have you a little

    Jane
    Today - 9:27 pm
    > Wtf Rozanov???
    > Are you drunk?
    > Are you messing with me?
    Missed call
    Missed call
    > Why are you doing this to me? It’s so cruel
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    OR: Ilya attempts suicide, but Shane gets to stop him. Even if that could cost him everything.

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    09 Sep 2026

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