shittyspacedads
Fandoms
Recent works
-
Tags
Summary
Hen raises an eyebrow at him. “So, you’re going to tell Buck?”
“I was thinking of dying in some tragic accident, actually.” Eddie takes a large sip of his wine, thank god they don’t have a shift tomorrow. “That would be the easiest option.”
“Dying would be easier than telling Buck you have feelings for him?” Karen pats him on the shoulder. “Boy, you’ve got it bad.”
- or -
Eddie's agonizing over how to tell Buck about the sexuality crisis he had after leaving for El Paso, Buck is agonizing over having to spend the second Christmas in a row without Eddie, and everyone else is (lovingly) agonizing about how long it's taking them to get their shit together.
-
Quilts and Nyquil by percy (shittyspacedads)
Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
02 May 2024
Tags
Summary
Apollo clears his throat. He’s tried hard to avoid the topic of Clay since it all happened, but he wasn’t going to deny Trucy his honesty after she opened up to him. “Yeah, he did. We were all each other had for a really long time.”
“That’s how it was with me and Daddy.” She stops staring at him and lays back down, burrowing herself under the covers. “Not anymore, though. We’ve got a cool family now.”
The implication of the We in what she says hits Apollo like a brick. The pieces are falling into place, slowly, as to his place in Trucy’s life.
-
happy new year bro! by percy (shittyspacedads)
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Hawkeye (TV 2021)
02 Mar 2023
Tags
Summary
“I have to go and I thought we were partners? Don’t you think it would be cool to be introduced as ‘Hawkeye’s Partner’?”
Kate pauses washing their dishes and points a fork at him, “You’re trying to bait me and that’s not cool. It’s working but it’s still not cool!”
- or -
Kate's been welcomed into the Barton's home for Christmas and Clint is determined to lift her spirits after everything with her mom. A New Year's party with whatever's left of the Avengers should help, right?
-
(1) starboypete uploaded: by percy (shittyspacedads)
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
21 May 2022
Tags
Summary
He takes an audible deep breath, looking back into the lens of the camera, “I’m rambling, get to the point Peter. I saw Tony Stark today! Well, Iron Man,” he makes a dismissive gesture with his hand, “same thing really. Although if you ask me, the scientific advancements Tony Stark made classify him on a level way higher than Iron Man, though I know not everyone agrees with me so I’ll move on. That’s a topic for another video.”
- or -
The trials and tribulations of High School Student
/teen superhero/YouTuber/Stark 'intern'Peter Parker. He may be wearing too many hats, but don't tell him that. He's "got it all under control!" ... Sure Peter.Previously titled: a whole new world
Pending EditMarch 2023Fall 2024Fall 2025 (I promise I'll actually do it this time!)Series
- Part 1 of Youtuber Peter AU
-
Rey: Chaotic, Caffeinated, and Captivating by percy (shittyspacedads)
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
09 Jan 2018
Tags
Summary
You know that feeling when there's a specific fanfiction you want to read but it doesn't exist so you decide to write it yourself? This is the product of that.
Meet-cute I guess? Rey and Rose meeting in a coffee shop and I use Kylo for a joke that probably isn't even funny.
(Oops this is turning into a longer fic so I've edited the title and tags and such)
Recent series
-
Youtuber Peter AU by percy (shittyspacedads)
Fandom Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
21 May 2022
- Words:
- 17,162
- Works:
- 1
- Bookmarks:
- 3
Recent bookmarks
-
to be understood by scarlct_vvitch
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
17 Jun 2026
Tags
Summary
Two days after their first contact—and more importantly, their first words—Grace sets up his thinking machine to speak.
Rocky does not need the assistance of a machine for Grace’s language. It is ugly and harsh to listen to, but it’s relatively simple to learn. That, and, well—Rocky was alone for a very, very long time before he met Grace. He maybe hangs on to each word a little more than strictly necessary. Grace only needs to tell him each word once for Rocky to know it forever.
Grace, though…
Well, he’s lucky Rocky is patient. Let’s leave it at that.
Bookmarked by percy (shittyspacedads)
15 Aug 2026
-
The Wire Mother by nopaintjustpain
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
24 May 2026
Tags
Summary
I lived with this hunger long before the Hail Mary. This is nothing new. I’m fine.
Right up until Rocky asks another question.
“When last time you touch other human person skin, question?”
Oh. Oh no. “When I… a few days after I first woke up here.”
Rocky starts to relax for a split second, but then tightens when something occurs to him.
“Grace crewmates dead when you wake up. You said this, statement. You not even know your own name, remember nothing, see dead bodies, confirm?”
I nod, because if I open my mouth I will gag.
“When last time Grace touch ALIVE human person, question.”
I swallow thickly. I don’t answer aloud because I know Rocky can hear the hitch in my breath. My stomach churns with fresh bile. He senses my vital signs tick over into stress patterns and goes very, very still again.
“Grace. When last time, question.”
I clench my jaw so hard my temples ache, and beg him with my eyes to just stop.
“Grace. Please say not when… when Evil Stratt humans put you to sleep.”
I can taste grass.
---
AKA: Grace starves for more than just food on the journey to Erid.
Series
- Part 1 of Ave Maria
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 55,422
- Chapters:
- 4/4
- Comments:
- 1,076
- Kudos:
- 6,546
- Bookmarks:
- 1,901
- Hits:
- 84,065
Bookmarked by percy (shittyspacedads)
10 Aug 2026
-
focus on the sound by hangmans_joke
Fandoms: Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
04 Aug 2026
Tags
Summary
“Kilocalorie number today, question?” Rocky checked.
“Don’t.”
“Say number,” Rocky demanded.
“I don’t know, okay? Six hundred, eight?” Grace managed to drink some liquid and lied back down. “I know that I need about four thousand and before you ask, there is nothing you or me can do about it now. We can talk about something else or I can watch you sleep.”
“I watch you sleep.”
“You have not slept for the past day and a half, buddy. You need it more than I do,” Grace said and raised his sound limb, making a motion at Rocky with one of his fingers. “I’ll watch you sleep, so go sleep.”
Bookmarked by percy (shittyspacedads)
09 Aug 2026
-
Tags
Summary
“Need word,” Rocky says in baby-talk Eridian for me. The translator dutifully repeats “need word” in English a second later.
After fifteen minutes of bewildering back and forth between the three of us, we determine the word he needs is “declension.”
A year into the journey to Erid, Grace faces down his most formidable academic gauntlet since astrophage: the five-part polyphonic Eridian language. It’s only fair after Rocky mastered English, human mannerisms, Grace mannerisms- without so much as one complaint. And if learning Eridian might temper some of Grace’s desperate, near-complete dependence on Rocky in the future… well. That’s his own business.
Eridian breaks Grace’s brain, heart, and soul- and puts it back together.
Bookmarked by percy (shittyspacedads)
31 Jul 2026
-
Print our names together, I'll be your et al. by mothmanslover
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
22 Jun 2026
Tags
Summary
Grace, question?
His tone is patient, the chords of his words simplified so that I can definitely understand him without my laptop-translator-rig. See, he’s just considerate like that.
No one in all the Earth Sci-Fi stories and movies tells you that the aliens will be kind.
Another tap of his arm. Sad thoughts?
“Sad thoughts.” I concede. No point lying to someone who can hear your heartbeat.
Hm.
I’m proud of myself for identifying the note as a thinking sound, a filler word. I gotta say, my foray into exolinguistics has been an excellent distraction from the general misery that is my now-mostly-remembered-life.
Do you want to talk about it?
----
Some overdue conversations . Time spent together on the way back to Erid re-opens some old (and some fresh) wounds.
Bookmarked by percy (shittyspacedads)
31 Jul 2026