simonlovelazy
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All you maggots smoking fags on Santa Monica Boulevard by simonlovelazy
Fandoms: Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines (Video Game), Vampire: The Masquerade
22 Oct 2025
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You meet a rich sad fuck in your smoking spot. He's not very talkative.
Title from System Of A Down - Lost In Hollywood
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Muscle memory by simonlovelazy
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Hobbit - All Media Types
12 May 2025
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After a years-long break, Tauriel picks up archery again.
But it's not that easy to rekindle the old passion; not when her friends keep dragging her into their antics, and an annoyingly distracting man shows up to make things confusing. If a heart is a muscle, could it go to anthropy from unuse?
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Archers never make good kings by simonlovelazy
Fandoms: Gladiator (2000), Gladiator II, Gladiator 2
27 Nov 2024
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The day Hanno got married was the first day he truly felt that he stopped pretending. And then the Romans came.
Title from Archers by The Ballroom Thieves
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Saeran is fed up with people mistaking him for his twin, so when he meets a cute girl, who happens to be an eccentric hair stylist with great ambitions, there’s only one thing that can happen next...
A short tale of Saeran's yassification, set in no-mint-eye-AU!
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There are things that Dex likes to keep to herself. Lots of things, in fact. But a proper mix of alcohol and a good friend who can listen would make anyone talk. And probably do some other stuff too.
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The World Ahead by anextraordinarymuse (AnExtraordinaryMuse), December_Daughter (AnExtraordinaryMuse)
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
23 Oct 2018
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Everyone survives the Battle of Five Armies, but that's not the end of the road for Kili and Tauriel. What world - what future is there for an Elf and a Dwarf who refuse to be parted from one another again? And how do they get there? (Heavy on the fluff, light on the plot).
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23 Dec 2025
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Tauriel tries to adjust to her new life in Dale - helping the Healer, teaching Bard's children, fighting the strange creatures that are departing Mirkwood, and dealing with the sudden reappearance of Kili in her life.
Being a part of the world is complicated.
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16 Dec 2025
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As Tauriel watched the white water take him from her sight, she knew the starlight would seem dull until she could see it shine upon his head.
As Kíli drifted away from the forest, he knew he would never lay eyes upon a firemoon as beautiful as she.
Bookmarked by simonlovelazy
15 Dec 2025
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A New Home by YellowBeardedDwarf (Alkymee)
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
04 Mar 2025
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Sometimes home is built, not reclaimed. Everybody lives after the Battle of Five Armies, but a new threat lurks in the North. The younger dwarf prince from Erebor is tasked with seeking help from distant lands to eradicate this threat. He sets off on a quest with a red-haired wood elf from Mirkwood and a mysterious young man from Dale.
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15 Dec 2025
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"'You... really hate vampires, don’t you?'
His tone is steady, but low, and she can’t quite decipher the emotion behind it. So she reacts the only way she knows how—by doubling down.
'Isn’t that obvious?'
He laughs slightly. There’s no malice, but there’s none of the joy from earlier, either.
'Yeah, I guess it is.'
He turns back and keeps walking. She follows without a word, but internally she’s berating herself for ruining the somewhat comfortable atmosphere they’d managed to build up. She didn’t even have a reason to interject—she could’ve just let him go on his little tangent about sun-healing plants, but no. And now it feels like they’re back in those first few hours of painful silence when they’d first gotten trapped.
Despite the fire in her hands, she suddenly feels cold."
or, vampire hunter 2B gets trapped in a cave with her mortal enemy--an enemy with a secret that could turn her entire world around
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14 Dec 2025