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Professional Idiots by MadeofMud
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
09 Sep 2026
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"I am bringing my new boyfriend to practice. But everyone must be nice. He's little bit embarrassed, because of his job."
"Oh, what does he do? Is he a zamboni driver or something lol?"
"His day job is in management, but he has a side hustle as a Shane Hollander impersonator. He does birthday parties."
Ilya is desperate for his amazing new boyfriend to meet his friends. There's just one problem. He's dating famous hockey player Shane Hollander, and he's worried that his LGBTQ+ Beer League teammates will all get starstruck. Instead, he comes up with a solution: Tell them that he's dating a Shane Hollander impersonator, instead of the real thing.
Sequel to Catfished By Shane Hollander!? (But you don't have to read that to understand this)
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- Part 2 of Catfished! Universe
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Shane Hollander Support Crew by americnxgirl
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
20 Apr 2026
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It takes a village to get Shane Hollander through a years' long situationship. AKA. Lily texts Hayden and JJ for help with something. Group chats ensue.
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14 Sep 2026
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Farewell Mother Russia by americnxgirl
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
26 Jun 2026
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After a decade of careful hiding, that’s that.
Everyone is saying his biggest secret out loud. Ilya Rozanov sucks cock. Ilya Rozanov fucks men. Ilya Rozanov isn’t straight.
It doesn’t feel quite as life crushing as he imagined it would. A calmness settles into his body. It reminds him of those minutes right after you break a bone, when the damage is already done and you know there’s nothing you can do but sit with it.
It hasn’t even been four years since Russia passed the excessively named Law for the Purpose of Protecting Children from Information Advocating a Denial of Traditional Family Values.
He can’t think about that now.
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Two months after the tuna melt incident, Ilya gets outed when a picture of him texting Jane leaks.
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14 Sep 2026
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Reckless & Young by some1_around
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
05 Apr 2026
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Ilya was used to hazing. He had been subjected to it, he had participated in it, and, as a captain, he had stood guard over the rookies and protected them from anything truly harmful. But if he had been asked, Ilya would have approved of this prank. He would have authorized it, given Cliff and Vicky his seal of approval, perhaps even helped orchestrate it.
Any other day, Ilya might have been happy to play along.
But, in perfect dramatic irony, it had not happened any other day. It had happened today. And, cherry on top, of course the rookie had to walk in when Shane was already freaking out about Ilya saying his name.
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A prank-gone-wrong leads to the Boston Bears finding out about Shane and Ilya’s relationship in 2016. The day Ilya first invited Shane into his house. Right after they say each other’s names for the first time. Fuck his life, honestly.
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- Part 1 of lost in the haze
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11 Sep 2026
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Ten Easy Steps to Being a Good Boyfriend by Promised_ivy
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
09 Jul 2026
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After the cottage, Shane panic-googles how to be a good boyfriend and follows every step.
Ilya becomes increasingly convinced Shane is about to break up with him.
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09 Sep 2026