sloganeer
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“My body is ready!” Ilya announces himself as he walks into The Stable, the sports bar on the main concourse of the arena.
“What he means,” Shane says, “is that he skipped breakfast for this.”
Ilya puffs his stomach out as much as he can and pats the bump under his shirt. “Fill me up, daddy.”
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Or, Ilya has opinions about Canada's favourite foods
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"I can't believe you found him," Tommy is saying as the rest of the crew gather around. "No, I can." Tommy looks at Chim. "I can definitely believe it was the 118 in the centre of that mess."
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a prompt from LittleMissBrightside: Blaze was actually Tommy’s dog (this could be an alternate first meeting or a chance at reconciliation)
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Team Canada and Team USA are playing the final game of the Rivalry Series. But in a living room in Ottawa, there's one USA fan determined to make a scene.
Or, Ilya pisses off his husband on purpose
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“I’m wondering,” Carlos whispers beside TK’s ear, “if the probie would like some lessons.”
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Or, the threesome that dare not speak its name
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Howie finally convinces Tommy to come out and drink some beers and sing some karaoke.
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Tiny stories about Patrick and David (but mostly Patrick) being aggressively Canadian.
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Carlos and TK can't wait a whole year to start celebrating anniversaries.
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One story per year of marriage, inspired by the traditional anniversary gifts. The series title is from the Feist song.
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Fluffy domestic scenes in the same future universe.
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This is a collection of AU stories where Derek and Laura own a bar called The Loup in New York.
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78 Seconds by Felifiran
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
02 May 2026
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“What -“ Ilya started, his voice shaky and wet with blood. The movement made Shane’s hand slip, another gush of blood spurting across his fingertips.
“Shut up,” Shane bit in return, fraught. “Shut the fuck up.”
Or: At the Montreal - Boston game in April 2017, it is Ilya who is injured instead of Shane.
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Bookmarked by sloganeer
13 Sep 2026
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The Rozanov House Hunt by Felifiran
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
17 Aug 2026
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“This hot tub has not been well maintained,” Rozanov complained as they stood on the deck, staring at the built-in hot tub, big enough to fit 8 people.
“So, you can replace it,” Shane replied patiently.
“I will be too busy to replace the hot tub. Then I will have a long day, and I will decide to have a soak in my rancid hot tub, and then I will catch diphtheria and die.” Rozanov looked at Shane, accusatory. “You want me to die?”
Shane looked down. The hot tub looked no more or less rancid than any other hot tub. “I don’t think you can get diphtheria from a dirty hot tub.”
“You are doctor now?” Rozanov asked, and Shane stayed silent.
Shane Hollander is a realtor who works with the Ottawa Centaurs to find properties for new players.
Ilya Rozanov needs a home.
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11 Sep 2026
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the birds and the bears by gurlsrool
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
04 Sep 2026
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The man doesn’t look phased. On the contrary, he’s acting like it’s completely normal to talk about sex with a stranger.
“Well, my wife wants me to…” David hesitates, but what damage could it do? Tomorrow, he’ll be on a plane back to Ottawa and he’ll never see this man again. “She wants me to try being more dominant.”
The Russian grins. “Oh, you have met the right person.”
Or: In 2014, David and Ilya become friends and start swapping sex advice. It's too bad they don't recognize each other.
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05 Sep 2026
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“Hollander,” Ilya murmured gently. “Bath is ready.”
Shane cracked his eyes open, staring dumbly at the burly Russian hovering over him where he was still laying in bed.
“…bath?” He croaked, voice raspy with disuse.
“Mm. I ran you a bath. It will make you feel better before you go to sleep tonight. Will help with your sore muscles.”
Shane asks Ilya to fuck him gently during one of their regular hookups, badly bruised from their game. Ilya runs him a bath afterwards, and they fall secretly and desperately in love that way, through whispered confessions and late night conversations while Shane soaks, and Ilya quietly observes him.
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02 Sep 2026
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On the wall, directly above Ilya’s bed, is a 3-foot-wide framed poster of Shane being held back by his teammates, eyebrows knitted into a scowl as he hurls taunts at Scott Hunter. Shane blinks, because there’s not a chance in hell this is real.
He whirls on Ilya, who doesn’t look fazed in the slightest.
“What the fuck is this?”
OR - Ilya is a little too happy when he sees Shane get into a fight with Scott Hunter on live TV. He's maybe a bit turned on, too.
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01 Sep 2026