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Listening to Kenny was always a recipe for diaster. Now was no different, as he has to succumb to unwanted circumstances to keep an arrest off his record as cops invade the party he'd been attending. At least the cop handling him was hot.
Fill for an SP kink meme prompt.
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14 Sep 2026
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Cartman rolls his eyes, dismissing that with a wave of his hand. “It’s a fact that dick havers are better at giving handjobs and blowjobs.”
“That sounds more like an opinion.”
“It’s true, Kahl,” Cartman swirls the can of soda in his hand. “I can probably give a better handjob than any chick out there. Because I know the stuff that makes me squirm, therefore I’m more likely to be able to make any man out there have a good fucking time.”
“I doubt that.”
Cartman scoffs. “Whatever you say, Kahl. But I could probably prove it to you.”
Kyle shouldn't be entertaining the idea of smoking weed with his frenemy and playing silly "would you rather" games. But it's not like he has anything better to do.
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13 Sep 2026
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“This is Hanako,” he announces, before hesitating for a moment. “We’re keeping her.”
Obito blinks. Once. Twice.
“What?”
Or, little snippets of Obito's life as he struggles with fatherhood.
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- Part 2 of heaven is a place on earth for two
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12 Sep 2026
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“Tell me, Kakashi, who do you belong to?”
The hole in Obito’s heart is replaced by a primal, possessive thing— raw and messy and spiraling out of control. But at least Kakashi is his.
Where does Obito belong, though?
OR: Obito returns to Konoha, but Rin still dies. Kakashi still joins ANBU. Neither of them are in control of their circumstances. Things unfurl from there.
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12 Sep 2026
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What is a husband, anyway? There’s the romance stuff, but it’s not like there’s anything romantic between him and Kakashi. Kakashi's never seemed to really care about any of the romance stuff. But it’s not just the romance stuff. A husband is supposed to take care of his family, right? Is that what Kakashi wants - someone to take care of him?
He remembers the way Kakashi sobbed the night their team rescued him from the cave, and the way he collapsed against Obito and held on tight until he passed out right there in Obito’s arms.
“He’s been really worried,” Rin said. “I don’t know if he’s been sleeping.”
Maybe Kakashi needs someone to take care of him. Maybe that’s Obito’s responsibility now.
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or: snapshots of a marriage in slow motion
**ALL PARTS COMPLETE, POSTING AS EDITED**
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- Part 2 of come back!
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12 Sep 2026
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Kakashi spends a day with Obito as Sukea.
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- Part 4 of Slow-Paced Days
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08 Sep 2026
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Obito spends Valentine's Day alone.
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- Part 5 of Slow-Paced Days
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08 Sep 2026
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It’s unnatural, for a shinobi, to crave such vulnerability. To want to be rendered defenseless. But, there are many things that are said to be unnatural, and none of them matter. Not when Obito is here right now, and he’s the prettiest thing Kakashi has ever seen in all his years of living.
After the fourth shinobi war, Obito is overwhelmed with guilt and self-hatred. Kakashi just wants to be there for him, and he’ll do anything that Obito asks.
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22 Aug 2026
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The anticipation was almost too much at once as they stood in the lobby of the hotel.
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- Part 3 of KKOB Week
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22 Aug 2026
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18 Aug 2026
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He’s the Angel of Small Death (in the Morphine Scene) by ShuriKamui
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
14 Aug 2026
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When Kakashi had proposed they move in together following the war, Obito had agreed, thinking that he intended to keep an eye on him. Seeing Kakashi in such a painfully domestic scenario hurt, reminding him of all he was no longer allowed to have. He’d caused too much damage to ever be permitted the sort of kindness he craved from Kakashi.
Not that Kakashi was being particularly kind to him now.
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18 Aug 2026
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“Get him addicted to my hole” is an insane seduction strategy typical of a man who is constitutionally incapable of expressing vulnerability and also doesn’t know how to talk to people. Of course he would prefer that to actually confessing.
Kakashi gets his rival a gift, and that gift is... well, okay, so it's a forbidden-jutsu fleshlight basically.
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18 Aug 2026
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After a few months of hooking up, Gai has finally worked up the courage to take Kakashi on a date. Not that he actually told Kakashi that it's a date. But he did buy the movie tickets! And he dressed up!
Anyway, Kakashi really, really appreciates the effort.
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18 Aug 2026
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A wave of too warm air greeted Obito as he let the apartment door slip shut behind him with a soft click. He scrunched his face at the ungodly stickiness that seemed to permeate the room, toeing off his sandals and kicking them to the side. A fan warbled unsteadily from somewhere in the apartment, rumbling off beat as it oscillated back and forth, pushing around the hot, dead air. Obito sighed and rounded the corner, his eyes catching on a prone figure stretched out on the living room floor.
Or: Konoha is experiencing a heat wave so naturally, Obito thinks this is a perfect time for a date.
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- Part 3 of kkobsummer2026
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08 Aug 2026
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Across the room is a mirror. He stares at the bloodstained cloak hanging from his shoulders, sees the way his glove drips on the floor, smears of red on the vial he holds. His mask is flecked with the memory of the dead, scarlet against the orange swirl, and he’s tired.
Kisame suggested he get an omega, but caring for and feeding one is time-consuming and wasteful. He doesn’t need some glorified pet to keep him in check.
But he's tired of the blackouts, waking up to another corpse, unsure of why they died. When he kills, it should be with purpose.
Breathing in the vial one last time, he sets it down and drags himself to the bathroom, leaving bloody footprints in his wake. He washes their filth away in the shower, the water cold to clear his head, and watches it circle the drain.
His fist hits hard against the wall and he clenches his jaw.
This can't continue. When rut ends, something needs to change.
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To help regulate his violent behaviour, Tobi decides to purchase an omega. As it turns out, finding one is harder than he thought. But when he's ready to give up, there he is. Grey hair, an eye patch. A scent like old history.
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- Part 4 of Tumblr Requests
- Part 7 of Omegaverse
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08 Aug 2026
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Professor Hannibal Lecter is an exemplary instructor. He's never had an issue with a student he couldn't deescalate. Enter a bratty young Will Graham, determined to fuck it all up.
Note: chapters may be added as whims take me, but each one can be considered complete!
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07 Aug 2026
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A strange feeling got him up, and now… he's in trouble.
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02 Aug 2026
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Due to the intervention of a mysterious man with mismatched eyes, Uchiha Obito is stripped of the memories and motivation that shaped him into Uchiha Madara and left as a blank slate without a past and an identity.
Ending up a bartender in a dead-end small mountain town, he's content with a simple life protecting the locals... until a piece of his missing past passes out half-dead on his bar floor.Series
- Part 1 of hair o' the dog
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24 Jul 2026
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Madara demanded he open the bathroom door and act like a man, so he closed the lid on the toilet and sat down. He’d had bad clients before, so he knew how to wait out their anger; he wasn’t surprised when Madara stopped knocking and gave up throwing insults. Clients like Madara always wore themselves out. Being a prostitute wasn't always easy.
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24 Jul 2026
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When Clark was chosen to interview THE Bruce Wayne about his newest environmental initiatives, he was over the moon.
That is, until he met the infamous playboy himself.
It's awfully hard to focus on writing an article when Bruce has wandering hands and a wicked, silver tongue whispering salacious things in his ear.
So it isn't Clark's fault that he snaps. Really, it isn't.
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19 Jul 2026
