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    Shane sleeps with other men, and (of course) Ilya crashes out.

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    05 Sep 2026

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    “Ilya, Shane needs you to be direct. He probably just thinks you were asking about these things as a friend,” Rose explains.

    “He thought I was asking him to a candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant on Valentine’s Day as a friend?”

    Ilya has been trying to ask Shane Hollander out on a date for months. It hasn't been going well.

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    31 Aug 2026

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    Shane thought that by the time he was thirty, he’d be married and on the waitlist to adopt a baby. He spent his twenties in one serious longterm relationship after another, after all.

    Instead he is now twenty-nine, single for over a year and looking for a nice, stable boyfriend: preferably college educated and in the same place in life as he is.

    The only problem is that the bartender at the restaurant Shane takes his dates to is the hottest man Shane has ever seen in his life.

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    30 Aug 2026

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    From: Shane Hollander ([email protected])
    To: Ilya Rozanov ([email protected])
    Subject: Incorrect Delivery

    Dear Mr. Rozanov,

    I am writing to inform you that I have once again received a package intended for your business, which was mistakenly delivered to mine. I kindly ask that you review this matter with the carrier in order to prevent further occurrences.
    Your package is available for pickup here. Otherwise, it will be returned to sender.

    Best regards,
    Shane Hollander
    Blue Line Books
    4031 Wellington St, Verdun, Quebec H4G 1V6, Canada
    [+1 (514) 024-1410] | [[email protected]]

    ・・・

    From: Ilya Rozanov ([email protected])
    To: Shane Hollander ([email protected])
    Subject: Re: Incorrect Delivery

    ok ))

    Sent from my iPhone

    Or,
    Shane Hollander runs a bookstore and keeps getting his packages misdelivered. By coincidence (or not), the packages belonging to Ilya Rozanov – the owner of the sex shop across the street – always seem to show up at his store. Shane is determined to resolve the situation. Ilya, not so much.

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    28 Aug 2026

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    Shane Hollander when asked about speculations of his boyfriend Ilya Rozanov ‘tanking’ on purpose to reunite with him in Providence : “...What? He gets an earful from me every time they send him down. He has lousy puck control and weak defense and needs to work on his shooting accuracy and you think I want it to stay that way? No I don't want my boyfriend to be a joke of a player, I'd like him to put decent enough numbers that he doesn't get moved up and down the NHL and the AHL like an idiot. Now leave me alone.”

    or: Ilya Rozanov is a mediocre fourth liner of the Boston Bears. When he gets outed, the internet theorizes he plays poorly on purpose. His boyfriend isn't amused.

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    20 Aug 2026