softcrowley
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i want you (she’s so heavy) by softcrowley
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - All Media Types
04 Apr 2026
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It’s 1969, and the streets of Soho are booming with radical art, groovy music, and the air of free love. After the thermos incident of '67, Crowley is desperate to advance his physical relationship with Aziraphale, but to no avail. So what happens when Crowley sees Aziraphale out on a date with another man?
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communion is our sovereign bed by softcrowley
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - All Media Types
17 Mar 2026
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my take on a 666 poem with sensual biblical imagery and metaphors
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- Part 3 of ineffable poems
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learned every constellation to find you by softcrowley
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
25 Jul 2023
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"The rest of the world could melt away, but there would always be them – drawn toward one another by an ineffable force that neither dared to fight or question. It didn’t matter if one pulled away, for the other would pull back in equal measure. They were bound together across all of time and space. After all, it was futile to fight the most powerful force in the universe – love."
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In which Crowley finally explains to Aziraphale the significance of Alpha Centauri, and how it connects to a romantic evening in Alexandria, Egypt they shared over 2000 years earlier…
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if you need to, keep time on me by softcrowley
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
04 Dec 2022
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On a random trip to South Downs, Crowley encounters a strange, beautiful older man who seems to know everything about his future. But before Crowley can work out exactly what his future holds, the man disappears into thin air as quickly as he appeared.
OR Aziraphale is a time traveler, but his and Crowley’s timelines are in reverse, and they never meet in the right order.
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praying for the deluge by softcrowley
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
15 Jan 2022
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a love poem from aziraphale's pov
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- Part 2 of ineffable poems
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ineffable poems by softcrowley
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - All Media Types, Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
17 Mar 2026
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Ford glances at the clock on the wall as though just noticing it. “Oh,” he says, sounding unimpressed. “They docked our time. What’d you do?”
"Why is it always my fault?” Bill demands. “Maybe the sociopaths running this place just have a grudge against me. Ever consider that?”
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ford stops by for a conjugal visitBookmarked by softcrowley
06 Aug 2026
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ford gets hit with a weird sex pollen, his friends help him out
first chapter is fiddauthor, second is billford
Bookmarked by softcrowley
05 Aug 2026
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zugzwang, and other forms of intimacy by haysfever (ratsplendor), ratsplendor for freshtrash, mi princesa, gaylisterine
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
22 Jul 2026
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20 years adrift in the multiverse, in between a rock and a hard place, Ford accepts a tow job from an inadvisable source - and they both pay the price. So it goes!
Alternately: 5 ways to become entangled, +1 to be taken apart.
Bookmarked by softcrowley
05 Aug 2026
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Bill gets schwasted and decides to go love bomb Ford.
Surely this will have only positive effects on Ford's mental state!Bookmarked by softcrowley
02 Aug 2026
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“You're…pathetic.”
Bill's skin crawled. The room lit red. Without a second thought, he gathered up what was left behind his eye and spit. A thick static loogie hit Ford’s cheek, sizzling like a pinch of flower in an oil vat.
He could almost feel the bonfire warmth of real fury roar back to life where Ford stood. He basked for a heartbeat before Ford twisted the knife in the wall, catching strands of pride and relief like spun pasta around his blade. He leaned in, breathing fire through his teeth.
“I have pinned dead moths more challenging than you. You are a fucking insect to me. Act like it.”
Bill let himself whimper. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes . Bill didn't play stupid games, and he only won prizes he wanted. That meant he wanted this. He'd earned it.
OR: "I went to The Theraprism and all I got was this stupid sexual complex"