spades81
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The Complex Taste of Exquisite Yearning by spades81
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
09 Aug 2025
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The admission that your HVAC had been watching you day and night was… odd… to say the least. But you couldn’t just snatch the Dateviators off and leave! Nobody trying to date all of the objects in their house would call it quits over some light stalking, after all.
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You're a guard at the Emperor's castle, assigned to the bridge for an impromptu night shift. Your original plan for the night was to get so high you wouldn't be able to remember your own name, but surely a little smoke break couldn't hurt?
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You peg Philip Wittebane because he's an annoying son of a bitch. That's it, that's the fic.
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Knock-Knock by spades81
Fandoms: Invader Zim, Deltarune (Video Game), Among Us (Video Game)
12 Dec 2021
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Zim wakes Dib up in the middle of the night to tell him a knock knock joke.
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After Kamal quits, Habit writes in his diary.
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Hurt and Perhaps Some Comfort by spades81, TylerCherry81 (orphan_account)
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
10 Sep 2019
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Started with Crowley whump now we're here.
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the illusion of choice by leah_btw for witchyficbindery
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026)
09 Sep 2026
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As an alpha, Simon knew that his odds of being selected for the breeding program weren’t zero. He's fertile – is tested yearly to account for radiation, nutritional intake, and the intensity of his labor. But convicts are rarely selected for the breeding program, even if his scent has been added into the lotto. It doesn't matter; it never matters. Simon is never selected.
Until he is.
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Bookmarked by spades81
10 Sep 2026
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You had captured the Emperor’s hidden affections and desires. Now you wanted him to try something he wasn’t too sure about. With his nervousness melted away, though, he found himself unable to resist you any longer.
Bookmarked by spades81
04 Jun 2023
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Everyone and their mother has probably done a Richie-comes-out-during-his-standup-act fic and I have in fact also already done this very cool thing, but I came up with stuff I didn't put in my first fic and also I wanted a version where Stan is not dead because he deserves better.
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Bookmarked by spades81
29 Sep 2019
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I've Been Obsessing Over It, Really by indy_holobat
Fandoms: Carmen Sandiego (Cartoon 2019)
09 Oct 2019
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A drabble on Chase's struggle with OCD
Bookmarked by spades81
15 Oct 2019
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it took me two whole years after reading this and relating to it in an inexplicable way for me to realize i have ocd. thanks mom
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A petal floated from his mouth. He froze, and his blood ran cold. Simple. White. Elegant. The symbol of his downfall.
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Bookmarked by spades81
07 Jun 2020
Bookmarker's Notes
hanahaki shit always captivates me i can't explain it. incredible work as always