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Luke is shaking on the bathroom floor of some house party and Calum just wants to be a helpful boyfriend.
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Note to self;
When you’re feeling unbearably horny from your T shot, don’t go hiking alone in the woods with Ashton Irwin.Or do
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“Ash it looks like you’ve got a little dog in your lap” Michael slurs,
And oh. That’s certainly going to put Calum in a particular mood the moment the bubbler hits his lips. After all he can blame the bowl and crappy gummy.
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Calum Hood had never questioned his sexuality until a hot summer afternoon led him to randomly decide to kiss one of his very straight friends. Ashton doesn’t object, and even suggests they experiment together to find out if there’s something they’ve yet to discover about themselves.
Or, it’s getting hot in here and Calum wants to take off his clothes, and Ashton’s down.
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04 Oct 2026
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Calum speaks up before Michael can snap at any of them again. “Look, whatever you’re doing here, we don’t give two fucks as long as you stay out of our way.”
The table falls quiet. Luke’s brows draw together.
“What are you here for?” he asks Calum.
Calum goes to reply, but Michael stops him with a hand on his chest. “We don’t owe you any answers. Go fuck yourself.”
“Didn’t ask you, though, did I?”
Suddenly, the chandelier lights come back on. The crowd murmurs in surprise. Calum’s eyes flit briefly to the Excalibur Diamond on stage, then back. Immediately, he realizes he’s made a terrible mistake.
Ashton inhales sharply.
“Oh,” he says, like it pains him. “You’re here for the diamond.”
Calum and Michael. Luke and Ashton. Two competing teams of thieves. One diamond.
Confined aboard a cruise ship, old wounds reopen, tensions run high, and through it all, four hearts learn to beat as one.With a few hitches along the way, of course.
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20 Sep 2026
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He’s assumed they never cared but the thought that they did, the fact that Michael thinks he can’t or doesn’t know how to do whatever the younger man thinks he does better or does at all.
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Ashton doesn’t like to suck dick but he doesn’t like the fact that Michael doesn’t think he can do better than him even more, but it’s an easy fix to prove the man wrong and soothe his ego-he just has to prove himself.
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09 Sep 2026
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Touch-a Touch-a Touch Me by expansive_music_taste
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), Star Trek: The Original Series
15 Apr 2025
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“What does Pon Farr feel like?”
Spock froze, his expression imperceptible. “You know what it feels like,” he said after a minute of what looked like careful consideration. Jim spun, lifting himself onto the counter by the sink.
“Well I know what it’s like when it’s your Pon Farr and I’m getting fucked six ways from Sunday, but like– how does it feel?”
In which this is not your traditional Pon Farr fic. (Title from Rocky Horror Pocture Show)
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- Part 6 of Anti Dysphoria Oneshots
- Part 1 of Star Trek Shmoopies
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29 Jul 2026
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After a painful breakup leaves him emotionally adrift, Calum Hood moves into an old apartment building on O'Connell Street, hoping a change of scenery will help him start over. Exhausted from hauling his belongings up the building's impossibly narrow stairs, he meets his landlord and across-the-hall neighbor, Ashton Irwin.
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29 Jul 2026