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“Of course he put a fucking swamp in his room,” Lucifer mutters to himself as he heads towards the overgrown mess.
He catches sight of it then–the unmistakable flash of red hair, bright against the curling wetland mist. Alastor lies in a heap on the sodden ground, unmoving save for the slight tremble in his shoulders. He’s not wearing his coat, and all Lucifer can see from where he stands is the back of his stark white dress shirt.
“Oh shit.”
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In which Lucifer discovers the injury Alastor sustained during the Extermination, and proceeds to wonder why he can't stop thinking about that stupid Radio Demon.
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Buffy is thrown for a loop when she discovers that Spike has taken on a secret identity as an English professor at UC Sunnydale. It's even worse when it turns out he's a hit with the students - especially among the young women in his classes. When confronted with her own conflicted feelings, she does what any sane person would do and appoints herself auditor of his 19th Century Poetry class. As Buffy uncovers the many layers to Spike's past, she has to grapple with her own insecurities about relationships, love, and what it means to have a soul.
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“Sneaking up on an old vamp’s a great way to make sure you don't live past your first night, you know.”
And then his stalker revealed itself with a meow.
An orange and cream cat hopped up onto a marble headstone, blue eyes round and bright in the pre-dawn gloam.
“Oh,” Spike said, ignoring the dent in his pride. “Well, if you don't mind, I'm going home.”
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In which Spike acquires a cat, and learns a little bit about self love.
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La Pucelle by squiddz for Anti_kate
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
31 Mar 2023
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At any rate, pain was currently making Crowley's job extremely miserable. You know how it goes, one moment you're chatting - rather politely, I might add - to a band of French peasants, and the next you're on the ground with a pounding headache and a split lip.
"What on Earth are you wittering on about?" came Aziraphale's voice next to him.
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While investigating some strange rumours about a French peasant girl, Crowley winds up in need of some first aid.
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Knocked For Six by squiddz
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
15 Oct 2022
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Anthony J Crowley is a former professional cricket player who fell from grace after a match fixing scandal. As he settles into his new life in Tadfield, he finds himself drawn to Aziraphale Fell, the eccentrically old-fashioned owner of the village bookshop (who also happens to be annoyingly attractive). As affections grow and arrangements are made, Crowley tries to navigate his feelings for Aziraphale while still dealing with a few of the old demons from his previous life. And I guess there’s a bit of cricket every so often.
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An AU written for the GO-Events Good AUmens AU Fest
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Ineffable Ficlets by squiddz
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
07 Jul 2021
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A collection of ficlets written either originally for discord prompt events or Tumblr
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Birthday Cake Blues by BrimstoneCoffee for titanic_trash
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
29 May 2026
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Lucifer Morningstar was the love of Alastor's life. He knew more things about the Radio Demon than anyone. Still, there were some secrets that Alastor kept from even his beloved. Like what he wanted most in the bedroom, and what he kept hidden in the back of his closet.
And when his birthday was.
Trust Lucifer to figure it out anyway.
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30 May 2026
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Don’t keep me waiting (Or I will push) by Junoan for squiddz
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
04 Feb 2026
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Lucifer hadn’t realized what he relied on - or how much… until it was gone.
Now, watching Charlie thrive and the hotel find its rhythm, he couldn’t ignore what the Radio Demon’s absence had revealed: a connection too quiet, too fragile, and too meaningful to ignore.
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05 Feb 2026
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Alastor, upon being forced to trek all the way up to Lucifer's tower, decides to have a little fun at the King's expense.
They bicker, they trade threats, and Alastor even goes so far as to use his natural charm, just to fuck with thatprettystupid blonde head even more.
One thing leads to another and they end up biting off way more than either of them can chew.OR
My entry to eggsplosion2025, which sees Alastor and Lucifer magically handcuffed together, and I slap as many favourite tropes (and eventually, kinks) in as I can.
Fic is fully written, updates every Monday :)
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04 Feb 2026
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“There are certain things I have not done, you see. Things that are, well, common in… in relationships of a romantic nature between consenting adults, I suppose. And although I lack any sort of practical experience, I… I find myself—that is to say I would not be disinclined to… pursue a more… a more intimate kind of contact, you could say?”
Lucifer blinks, processing.
“Alastor,” he begins with all the caution of a man stepping out onto ice that he is not sure will hold his weight. “Are you saying you wanna try having sex?”
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Five months into their unlikely relationship, Alastor is ready to explore intimacy with Lucifer despite his various fears and misgivings. Lucifer is more than happy to oblige.
My contribution to the prompt First Time for Top Lucifer Week 2025.
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28 Sep 2025
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“Zag.” Despite his calm, a faint husk betrayed Thanatos’s emotions. “Don’t ignore me.”
“Perish the thought.” Zagreus positioned himself behind the oak cross. From here, Thanatos could sense even less of him. He leaned to murmur in his lover’s ear, “Trust me, Than.”
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Or, when Zagreus gets a little kinky to show Than how to "live a little."
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25 Feb 2025