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please don't rock the boat by hellaheim (squishymage)
Fandoms: Vinland Saga (Manga), Vinland Saga (Anime)
29 Jun 2023
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By all rights he should be used to the pain of chafing and rope burn by now, but somehow the skin on the insides of his wrists just won't toughen.
Thorfinn 'Full Eyes' has a big day. Then a big couple of days. Then a big few weeks....... and a big couple of months-turn-into-years..... and then they land on that farm and it just doesn't seem to stop.
or, my crack-treated-seriously 'what if the second Danish prince was actually a secret pair of identical twins, and through a series of dramatic events and plot twists, Protagonist Thorfinn leaves one of them on Leif's boat after he's freed from jail in that anime-only scene that i loved far too much, only he still fucks off to find Askeladd' AU. if this sounds intriguing, welcome to our little merchant's knarr
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- Part 1 of the boat brigade
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“That wasn’t so hard now, was it?”
The smile on Canute’s face was evident in his voice, soft and warm like the atmosphere in the room.
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A freak storm separates the young Prince and his appointed bodyguard from their party. Now they must learn to survive the treacherous wild, and also learn to survive each other's tempers.
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the boat brigade by hellaheim (squishymage)
Fandom Vinland Saga (Anime), Vinland Saga (Manga)
29 Jun 2023
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long and lost (and what we once were, or could have been) by hellaheim (squishymage)
Fandom Vinland Saga (Manga)
30 Aug 2018
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DIRK: I’m gonna need you to walk me through the steps. Think of it as wooing me, here.
DIRK: What’s in it for you?
DIRK: Why do you want this?
JAKE: Well when you shove me hard on the spot like that a fella starts feeling a little bit silly.
JAKE: How shall i put this...
JAKE: Have you ever seen the movie Avatar, dearest?
JAKE: It stars these huge and really elegant androgynous alien catpersons of various blue hues frolicking about in the jungle and experiencing primal intimacy through the act of downright spiritual brainfucking.[ Jake wants to have an "honest conversation" with Dirk about some of his wants and buried anxieties.
Apparently, the upper echelons of English's hierarchy of needs are pretty curious about the whole... narrativic ordeal. ]Bookmarked by hellaheim (squishymage)
25 Jul 2026
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How to Be One Hell of a Boyfriend: A Guide by Jake English, co-authored and illustrated by Dirk Strider
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Bookmarked by hellaheim (squishymage)
24 Jul 2026
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Dirk Strider goes out into the world with two goals: find something, and lose himself in the process. It works well enough until a handsome boy with bottle green eyes follows the trail of missed connections and ticket stubs right to his heart and decides to help himself to everything Dirk was determined to throw away.
(Fae Jake/listless semi-sex addict Dirk, and a lot of self-indulgence.)
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- Part 1 of to black mambo (fae AU)
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- English
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Bookmarked by hellaheim (squishymage)
23 Jul 2026
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And then he startles—turns, peering at Brobot with narrowed, assessing eyes. His teeth catch his bottom lip.
“You ain’t gonna start swinging, are ya?” He chews thoughtfully, mouth full and words muddy. “’Cause usually when you turn up, I get the livin’ daylights knocked outta me, and I can’t say I’m terribly in the mood at present.”
Brobot doesn’t answer.
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Bookmarked by hellaheim (squishymage)
19 Jul 2026
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At the age of twenty-four, having successfully mastered the art of not splintering his own soul, the Prince of Heart experiences a devastating realization.
[Set in the Skaian Pantheon timeline, where the kids settled down immediately instead of skipping forward in time. 8 Years Post-Landing.]
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- Part 12 of The Skaian Pantheon
Bookmarked by hellaheim (squishymage)
18 Jul 2026