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    ‘David, is Ilya. Have suddenly got upset stomach. Sorry.’
    Too cliched.
    ‘David, have broken both legs. Do not send ambulance. Will walk it off. Regards, Ilya.’
    Too melodramatic.
    ‘David, do not want to go. This is Ilya.’
    Too cruel.
    ‘David, I cannot embarrass you. You mean too much to me. Love, Ilya.’
    Too true.
    Fifth time’s a charm and Ilya sent ‘On my way!’ instead. David’s reply was immediate, ‘We’re gonna make a night of it, bud!’

    Or: Ilya is David's plus one for a function and is utterly unprepared for how David has been talking about him at work.

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    22 Sep 2026

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    Three times people understand Shane and Ilya's relationship through their sleeping habits, and one time it's just for them.

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    21 Sep 2026

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    The pounding on the door is what jolts Shane awake. Instinctively he tries to jump to his feet and rush to get it, but a heavy weight around his torso and on top of his legs prevents him from moving. As consciousness slowly returns to him, breaking through the haze of his hangover—and possible still-drunken state—he realizes that he is being held by Rozanov.

    “Shane Hollander, open the door, now!”

    “Oh my god, oh my fucking god. Jesus fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fucking hell. That is my fucking mother.”

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    After getting drunk at the 2015 NHL Awards, Shane Hollander wakes up married to Ilya Rozanov

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    21 Sep 2026

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    @privrozzz if he thinks i'm changing MY routine or MY spot at the gym he's fucking insane
    @privrozzz wait that's him????
    @privrozzz those fuckass shorts

    or; a texting smau where popular yoga instructor shane and gym bro ilya become sworn enemies after the gym moves the yoga studio right next to the weight room

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    13 Sep 2026

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    literally a perfect smau

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    A very drunk Svetlana borrows a very sober Shanes phone on a night out, to get herself a ride home.
    Shane really should stop texting the asshole who came to pick her up. 


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    12 Sep 2026