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oh love, have mercy on me (and keep me company) by thunderpoint for cynicallyneutral
Fandoms: Naruto
01 Jul 2023
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“Be a fucking brat for once,” is whispered hotly against his burning ear. Naruto scrambles hopelessly to hold onto something when he feels the fat head of the clone’s cock slowly breach his hole. That’s- his own cock. Inside him. Fuck, holy fuck- “Stop waiting for him to get in the mood. Stop asking for it only with looks. Be the fucking menace you know are. A pillow princess is cute. But a brat?”
A brat gets everything he wants.
Also dubbed as: Sasuke seems to be extra busy, Naruto is frustrated, horny and insecure, and Naruto's clone takes it upon himself to solve it all. Through sex.
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31 Aug 2026
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“A guy won 80 percent of the polls this year. Including both Konoha’s Legendary Dick and Lay,” he begins, and his smirk widens considerably when his eyes settle on Naruto, who moved to take a gulp of his water bottle. “And his name is Sasuke Uchiha.”
He chokes. Hard. Water and spit fly out of his mouth, right down the shirt he just put on. Naruto covers his mouth, heaving with the power of his coughs, and weakly glares at a very smug Nara Shikamaru.
Lee’s round, innocent eyes glimmer like he unlocked all the secrets of the earth. It’s weirdly enthusiastic. “Isn’t that the guy you always want to beat up in your English-”
“What t-the fuck,” Naruto croaks after he feels like he can breathe. “What-”
Or, also known as that one time Naruto found out the whole University is obsessed with Sasuke's dick, so he makes it his mission to claim it for himself. Literally.
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31 Aug 2026
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It is like this:
In one world, Naruto is set to marry Hinata Hyuuga in three days time.
In another:
"I love you," that beautiful mouth speaks, syrupy and love-sick. It coats Sasuke’s mind, seeps in to soften the blow of his past mistakes, of the life he's decided to leave behind for this.
Or: Sasuke gets trapped in a genjutsu, and Naruto has to save him.
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30 Aug 2026
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Fights can be exciting. Exhilarating. Arousing, even. It’s a normal thing that happens to the both of them. So it’s really not all that unreasonable that they would seek to find…release.
Written for SNSmonth25, prompt #7: flirting!
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24 Aug 2026
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Tired of being alone on Valentines day? Why not spend it looking for the love of your life? The Konoha Crew Residence Committee has developed a foolproof way to find them, right here on campus!
Written for snsmonth23 - prompt: college AU.
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- Part 6 of SNSmonth 2023
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24 Aug 2026