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Donghyuck is an actor by trade. It's how he makes his money and how he makes Jaemin and Renjun their money and how he’s able to pay for his brother’s Arts degree and the reason why he can't go anywhere without either bodyguards or a disguise. Before all of this, he actually thought he was pretty good at it. Thought he’d mastered packing himself away, folding his arms and legs neatly into a box and slotting it in the space behind his sternum, to pretend to be someone else with different motivations and desires and ideas.
But then Mark appears and suddenly Donghyuck can’t find the box anymore, can’t slip his skin off and tuck himself out of sight before he gives himself away.
That doesn’t stop him from trying.
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Harry and Draco are co-Head Aurors.
They are also co-Head Pains in Each Others’ Asses. And not even in the fun way. (Yet.)
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luck and lies: a tale brought to you by the 2001 motion picture, spy kids by swaggletooth
Fandoms: NCT (Band)
14 Apr 2021
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Donghyuck made the mistake of bringing up that his favourite movie is Spy Kids, and now he’s crouched behind the kitchen island of a frat house kitchen with a ski mask (a beanie with eye holes cut into it) in his back pocket, on a reconnaissance mission to steal back Jaemin’s lucky pair of underwear.
It doesn’t exactly go to plan.
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na jaemin, tinder and mittens the cat: the three horsemen of fate by swaggletooth
Fandoms: NCT (Band)
18 Mar 2021
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He’s waiting for something big, some kind of break in the monotony of shitty pick-up lines and gross come-ons.
He wants butterflies. He wants a meet-cute. Some fate shit to make him feel special. Like the stars have aligned or something.
Instead, he’s got Tinder, and all the time-wasting unfortunateness that comes with that.
(If Donghyuck wants a meet-cute then Donghyuck gets a meet-cute.)
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two psych majors sitting in a tree, P-S-Y-C-H-O-A-N-A-L-Y-S-I-N-G by swaggletooth
Fandoms: NCT (Band)
24 Jan 2021
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“You’re a psychopath,” Donghyuck says, tone quiet but incredulous like he’s made a discovery of some kind.
“I tell you you’re pretty and you call me a psychopath,” Mark sucks his teeth, mouth settling into an exaggerated pout.
Donghyuck can't help the face he pulls.
“Degradation was on your list of kinks to try, wasn’t it?”
(Donghyuck thinks they're friends-with-benefits, but they end up just being friends-in-love.)
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Between the divorce, the jet lag, and the sheer exhaustion of his job, Oscar’s grip on his sanity is hanging by a thread. The last thing he needs is to listen to the guy in the next hotel room moaning through the drywall every night and wrecking his sleep schedule.
Oscar hates having to hear it. He hates how hard it makes him.
When he finally sees who’s responsible for the wrecked sounds, he has to do a double-take. Curly hair. Shifty, green eyes. He quickly realizes two things. One, he can’t look away. Two, his sleep schedule is about to get considerably worse.
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Team management has had the brilliant idea to turn their two drivers into a dancing duo for a charity fundraiser.
Which leaves just one tiny issue. Oscar and Lando can’t stand to be in the same room. At least not anymore.In which, Oscar re-evaluates his entire career trajectory and Lando gets increasingly preoccupied with why his scent blockers are failing him the moment Oscar gets within range.
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29 Aug 2026
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Lando shows up to the circuit bouncing on his feet, fresh-pressed and smug, wearing the shirt.
The shirt from the most recent upload. A thin cream-white thing with faded blue stripes. It had been rumpled in the video, clinging to sweat-slicked skin while a dildo was being fucked into a hole Oscar now knows too well.
Lando bites into a banana and says, “You good?”
Oscar blinks. Thinks about pressing Lando against the wall and having his way with him. Sending Lando off to media duties with a stretched hole and come trickling down his thighs. “Yeah. Fine.”
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Oscar stumbles upon a camboy account that looks a lot like Lando. It ruins his focus, rewires his brain, and makes him want things he shouldn't.Series
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29 Aug 2026
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“Jesus Christ,” Lando whispered. “I just told Max Verstappen to fuck off. On camera. In a wedding skirt. To protect my—” He froze, gesturing helplessly at the Aussie still watching him with infuriating calm. “—my husband.”
Oscar raised a single eyebrow. He looked about as hungover as Lando felt, but there was a wry tilt to his mouth.
“Well,” he said flatly. “At least you were committed.”
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Lando Norris went to Vegas to celebrate taking the lead in the WDC. He left with a hangover, a husband, and a skirt.
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27 Aug 2026
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“Hey Oscar.” Came the unmistakable accent of Lando’s voice over the megaphone of the buggy parked one-hundred fifty metres down the shore. Oscar rolled his eyes. If Lando wanted to speak to him he should follow protocol and use the radio instead of sharing his conversation with the entire beach.
“Hey Oscar,” Lando repeated, the volume turned higher this time, causing the speaker to feedback. Oscar let out a sigh and grabbed his own megaphone.
“What?” He asked pointedly.
Or, the Bondi Lifeguard AU no one asked for.
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19 Aug 2026