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  1. Public Bookmark 33

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    Jude has a fantasy to be taken by a viking. Luckily his mate is 100% on board with the plan.

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    17 Aug 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 92

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    “Stop – fighting – this,” Jude complains, throwing his arms around Erling’s neck and attempting to hoist himself up again.

    “Stop trying to climb on me,” Erling counters, wiping tears of laughter out of his eyes.

    “I will if you just carry me.”

    “But why am I always carrying you?”

    “Because you’re huge, mate,” Jude giggles, sliding down to the ground again after another unsuccessful mounting attempt. “And I’m only little.”

    Erling snorts. “You’re six foot, Jude.”

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    13 Aug 2026

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    If it was 800 AD, Erling Haaland would be raiding distant shores and killing wild boar on the ice. Instead, it’s the year 2026, so he’s been planted on a football pitch instead and pointed towards the other goal, and he’s storming the opposing team like it’s war, knocking over players like he’s in armor and they’re starving villagers with wooden swords. Jude has always thought so, at least.

    He’s always thought too much about Haaland.

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    Amidst Erling Haaland’s meteoric rise to fame during the 2026 World Cup, he gets shipped with his former teammate, and one of the few omegas in the league—Jude Bellingham.

    It’s closer to the truth than people think.

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    05 Aug 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 19

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    four times Erling broke the internet to get Jude’s attention, and the one time he actually succeeded.

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    31 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 59

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    "Erling," Jude started slowly, face unreadable. "Care to tell me why Solbakken is calling my phone?"

    Erling froze when Jude tilted his screen to the side to show 497 missed calls from various teammates, friends, family members, and staff.

    One text stood out in particular: what the fuck were you thinking?

    A photo is accidentally posted on Erling's Snapchat story. Things go downhill from there.

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    31 Jul 2026