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Delores woke up in a heap of rubble. All around her was a wasteland of destruction. Smoke from the fires turned the sky a hellish orange. Delores had dreamed about seeing the sky again for years, but not like this. This was something of her nightmares.
or, Delores and Five meet each other in the apocalypse
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Pet Slut by giraffeter for ritualist
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Jan 2021
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“What?” Meng Yao demands. “What’s so funny?”
“What’s funny,” Mo Xuanyu giggles, dabbing at the corners of his eyes so as not to disturb his eyeliner, “is that you are a total pet slut.”
Jin Zixuan guffaws so loudly the other people in the cafe stare at him.
“No I’m not,” Meng Yao hisses. “What does that even mean?”
“It means that you’ll swipe right on literally any guy with a dog in his profile pic, even if you’re not attracted to him, even if he’s not tall, on the off chance you’ll get to pet his dog,” Mo Xuanyu says with merciless precision.
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While walking his boss' dog, Meng Yao literally bumps into Lan Xichen: tall, gorgeous, nice, and best of all, a dog owner. He's just Meng Yao's type — if Meng Yao could just get out of his own way and ask him out.
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05 Oct 2026
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Seonghwa happily fiddles with his pretty outfit as he waits for Hongjoong to turn around, touching the soft fabric with gentle hands. He's so excited, he forgot all about his apprehension and fear of judgment.
"Can you help me with -" Hongjoong mumbles, facing Seonghwa. "Oh."
Suddenly self-conscious and frightened, Seonghwa takes a step back. He cowers and wraps his hands around his waist. Of course, he looks stupid. An alpha like him could never look pretty.
(or, a cute costume, a sketchy pill, and hongjoong help seonghwa realize things about himself)
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It’s desperation that drives Felix to place himself at the mercy of someone he has no right to expect kindness from. Six months on the street with his funds running low, if one of his father’s men doesn’t kill him then the oncoming winter will. Going to Chan is a decided risk, he might put a bullet in Felix's skull instead of taking on the job he's offering, but— well. At least that death will be quick.
But Chan doesn’t kill him. He gives Felix shelter, gives him a home. And Felix finds himself in way too deep with a man who doesn’t even fully know who he’s falling for.
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- Part 1 of the blood on your lies
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30 Sep 2026
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you know it all (you're my best friend) by yeonsiieunn
Fandoms: 약한영웅 Class 1 | Weak Hero Class 1 (TV)
17 Mar 2024
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“Are you really crying over that kid again?” A resigned voice rumbles from the bunk bed above him. “It's the third time this week.”
“Shut the fuck up, Jang,” Suho retorts, kicking the top mattress with his socked foot, “He's my best friend. I'll cry if I wanna cry.”
Or, Suho misses Sieun during his compulsory military service.
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29 Sep 2026
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Tongfang by The Feels Whale (miscellea)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Oct 2021
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Shen Yuan is reincarnated as a cannon fodder character and eventual murder victim in one of the whodunnit arcs in Proud Immortal Demon Way. Things escalate quickly.
Or: that one where young Luo Binghe’s career goal is ‘Bride’.
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Shen Yuan shut his eyes as a young man waiting to die in a hospital and opened them again as a wrinkly infant covered in substances best left unimagined.
[Welcome to the System! The System is based on the concept ‘YOU CAN YOU UP. NO CAN NO BB.’ We hope to provide you with a rewarding experience. It is our sincere hope that during the course of your adventure, you can achieve your desire to transform a ‘Stupid Novel’ into a high-end and impressive classic. We pray for your happiness,] a mechanical and inflectionless voice announced over the general hubbub of the group of women handling him. Then it added, somewhat more worryingly, [Error.]
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24 Sep 2026