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I lost you the day I ran (but what if I stayed) by thatonedeadsidekick
Fandoms: Vampires SMP
18 Jun 2026
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Avid stared at his hands, shaking. Elle—Elle’s corpse—lay at his feet, blood pooling from the stake in her chest. She had attacked him. Elle had attacked him, and Avid had killed her. His first instinct, as it was with everything, was to flee. To grab his pack from off the shelf by the door and keep running until this horrible scene was left so far behind him it wasn’t real anymore. Elle’s eyes were open beneath the hair strewn across her face, empty and unseeing. Despite that, her stare seemed almost accusatory, like she was reprimanding him for even considering leaving her there to rot on the floor of their lab.
Oh God. Elle was dead on the floor of their laboratory, and Avid had killed her.
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In which Avid stays just one more day to bury Elle's body, and that changes... some things?
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Zelda No, Zelda Yes by thatonedeadsidekick for FlamingIdiot
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, Linked Universe - jojo56830 (Webcomic)
02 Jun 2026
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"Wait," Zelda said, suddenly. "If they’ve seen you use holy magic but don’t know you are a prince, what exactly do they think you are?"
Legend’s sullen silence seemed to be all the confirmation she needed.
"Oh my Hylia," Zelda murmured, and he could hear the barely contained laugher in her voice. "Please tell me that what I think is happening is happening."
In which Legend is pretending to be Zelda, and Zelda returns the favor. Canon Divergent crack fic of FlamingIdiot's A Crown Amidst Courage!
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A Use for Cold Hands by thatonedeadsidekick for SunflowerAro
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, Linked Universe - jojo56830 (Webcomic)
11 Dec 2025
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Legend's fingers had gone partially numb long before the Links had reached this makeshift campsite, and are now tingling in a way that almost burns. Resting his hands palms-up on his thighs, Legend examines them critically. As he expects, the normal pinkish tone of his skin stops abruptly just below his middle knuckle, giving away to a sickly, green-tinged white. His fingers are bloodless almost all the way to the very tips, where they turned a darker reddish-purple color.
He sighs again, readying himself for a good half-hour of working the blood back into his hands before he can regain enough dexterity to properly help with camp. Using numb fingers to try and de-numb other fingers isn't all the effective, shockingly.
In which Legend has Raynaud's disease (not that he knows it) and Warriors lends a warm hand.
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Aureate Hoarfrost by thatonedeadsidekick
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
21 Dec 2024
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'A wish for the bearer.'
Link looked up at the Triforce, gleaming with divine radiance in front of him.
It was not good. It was not evil. It was the purest form of power, and it was waiting for him to choose how to wield it.
He took a deep breath, and reached out a hand.
In which Link makes a wish on the Triforce, and it feels cold.
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At Least I'm With You by thatonedeadsidekick
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, Zelda II: The Adventure of Link, Linked Universe - jojo56830 (Webcomic)
29 Nov 2024
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When Legend woke up, it was sudden. There was no gentle rise to consciousness, no gradual transition from deep sleep to wakefulness. The moment the golden power of the Triforce washed over him, his eyes snapped open.
'How long have I slept?'
In which Aurora is Legend, and he awakens from a curse.
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- Part 1 of Sleeping Legend AU
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Sleeping Legend AU by thatonedeadsidekick
Fandom Linked Universe - jojo56830 (Webcomic), The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, Zelda II: The Adventure of Link
29 Nov 2024
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Legend's timey wimey adventures as "Princess Aurora!"
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Just some lil' Genshin fics :)
I'm gonna be honest, it'll probably be 99% Venti-focused
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“Wh– well– why–” James stammered, attempting to get his bearings, because if he didn’t, and he let Regulus tell him ‘kiss me’ one more time, his heart would probably give out. “Why don’t you get Sirius to help?”
Regulus narrowed his eyes. “Because Sirius would just knock his teeth out,” he said as though it were obvious.
“Yes,” James hissed, “and he’ll knock my teeth out if I kiss his little brother.”
“You can take a hit, Potter, I’ve seen you on the quidditch pitch,” Regulus waved him off, and James groaned, leaning away from him.
“Oh, yeah, great, so I’m the sacrifice,” he sighed.
“Precisely,” Regulus stepped right into his space, and James felt his chest go a little hot.
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Or, Regulus asks James for a favor to get his ex off of his back, and James makes bad choices.
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08 May 2024
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I have been fed. This is delicious. Perfect in every way. -
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A story about murder, the power of writing lists, the interest of the press, the politics of the Department of Magical Transportation and the struggle of being Percy Weasley.
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- Part 1 of November tales
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“You’ve got your equations taped to the fridge again. I accidentally made a protein shake with sulphuric acid.”
“You drank it?!?"
“No, I poured it out when it started hissing,” Oliver said, then frowned. “Thought it was expired oat milk.”
“It was labelled ‘DO NOT DRINK, THIS WILL LITERALLY MELT YOUR INSIDES’.”
“Well, yeah, but your handwriting is so neat it doesn’t feel urgent.”
__________________________Or: An uptight chemist and a golden retriever rugby lad accidentally fall in love.
Bookmarked by thatonedeadsidekick
02 Aug 2026
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“My answer is the same,” he croaks out, sounding like he’s swallowed razor blades. Merlin, when was the last time he spoke instead of screaming? “If you’re going to kill me, just kill me and get it over with.”
“Percy?” comes a female voice, unsure. Percy freezes. Where had he heard that voice before? Ages ago, when he was younger…
“Tonks?” he asks, feeling a bit mad.
“Sweet Merlin and Mary! What the fuck?"
Yeah, that was Tonks.
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Percy is rescued from Death Eaters two months after the war is over. He has a lot of secrets to hide.- Language:
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Bookmarked by thatonedeadsidekick
02 Aug 2026
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This plot has got me very intrigued
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IceWings only have one soulmark. Some IceWings don't have any.
Winter has two.
He goes to Jade Mountain Academy and - surprise surprise - ends up in a winglet with one of his soulmates. And the other one? She's in the same school. Because he needed more stress in his life.
Bookmarked by thatonedeadsidekick
19 Jul 2026