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    Tony always knew that Queens was a bit of an unhinged neighborhood. So of course it was going to be during a visit to Queens that he once again fell victim to a robot attack. The ‘robot’ being an overexcited roomba that responded to voice commands awfully well.
    Whoever made this roomba was clearly operating on that fine line between genius and insanity.
    Which meant Tony needed to meet him.

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    10 Sep 2026

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    Kids are the joy of life, cousin Mikoto once said, presenting him with the ugliest, wrinkliest, most eyesoreful infant possible. Itachi opened his eyes then, and, almost as if he could read Obito’s thoughts and decipher the grimace of disgust on his face, started crying and screeching like a captured bijou - Obito would know, he heard that sound many times by now.

    So that was a fucking lie.

    He forces himself not to comment on the armoury that the kid’s bed had become - he can allow Sasuke to keep some paranoia, as a treat - and instead tugs at the covers.

    Three more shuriken and a kunai fall to the floor.

    “I’m happy right here. Can you teach me katon?” Sasuke tells him, as if Obito isn't going through every thing he knows about anger management in his head right now.

    “Kid, seriously,” Obito rubs at his temples, “take it from me, only having training as your hobby will lead to a burnout,” or, to becoming a terrorist that gets thrown into the past against his will.

     

    Or; after the fight with Kaguya, instead of dying, Obito finds himself in the Uchiha compound week post the massacre.
    He ends up taking care of Sasuke.

    Or; Obito repents by becoming a parental figure.

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    16 Aug 2026

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    A chaotic explosion of unknown magic sends Harry to a foreign and unrecognisable toxic wasteland. He has his wand, Hermione's beaded pouch, a ruined city to take shelter in, but no way home.

    Once settled and fearing for his sanity in this isolated place, he decides to take one of the many dead dragon eggs laying about to keep him company. It turns out the egg isn't as dead as he thought, though.

    It's safe to say that Corlys Velaryon was not expecting to be bringing a wizard of unimaginable power and a thunder of dragons back home with him when he sent off on his ninth and final voyage.

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    13 Aug 2026

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    Dream of the Endless, two months after his escape from captivity at Fawney Rig, wakes up in a world where he's retired, human, and married to Hob Gadling, and they are raising a Fae foster child together.

    Or: Dream finds out what happens to a version of himself who got everything he ever wanted. (He lives happily ever after.)

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    05 Aug 2026

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