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  1. The Soulmates by

    Fandom The Vampire Diaries (TV)

    15 Dec 2023

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  2. my brain is a magpie and crossovers are my shiny things by

    Fandom Batman - All Media Types, Captain Marvel (2019), Criminal Minds (US TV), Danny Phantom, DCU, Descendants (Disney Movies), Goncharov (1973) dir. Martin Scorsese - beelzeebub, Hunger Games Series - All Media Types, Legacies (TV 2018), Miraculous Ladybug, Peter Pan - J. M. Barrie, Teen Wolf (TV), The Umbrella Academy (TV), White Collar (TV 2009)

    22 Nov 2022

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    a place to collect all my crossovers, because i keep making them

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  3. Worship the Ashes by

    Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

    13 Dec 2022

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  4. Mar'i Grayson x Dani Phantom by

    Fandom Batman - All Media Types, Danny Phantom, DCU

    04 Sep 2022

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    planning to write more in this verse, better title hopefully pending

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  5. MLB x DC x WC crossover by

    Fandom DCU, Miraculous Ladybug, White Collar (TV 2009)

    07 May 2021

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    a series where damian and marinette are twins and neal caffrey is dick grayson

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    Outstanding by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    14 Jul 2026

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    There are questions you simply don't ask Ilya Rozanov on live television.

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    16 Jul 2026

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    Outstanding
    CoffeeDragon87

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    The Dowry (or How the Boston Raiders Made a Plan) by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    17 Apr 2026

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    In which the Raiders try to convince (okay, bribe) Shane Hollander to wife Ilya Rozanov the fuck up.

    The Raiders learn about Hollanov in a different way. Shane is very confused. Ilya loves his team. I regret nothing.

    (This takes place a few months before the great tuna melt fiasco.)

    Some sex talk but mostly a lot of swearing. Also not related to my other fics really but some of the character portrayals, especially the Boston Raiders being all good guys, is in my other work too.

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    16 Jul 2026

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    The Dowry (or How the Boston Raiders Made a Plan)
    BigPlushShark

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    The same number of stars everywhere by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    23 Dec 2025

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    “Ilya?” Shane said in that same dreamy, loopy voice as that morning. Ilya exhaled in a rush.

    “Shane,” he said, and wanted to sag against the glass with relief. “What happened? Is something wrong?”

    “Not! Any moooooooore.”

    Ilya swallowed. Shane hadn’t gotten any quieter in the past seven hours.

    “Why are you calling me? You need to be resting,” he said, and it sounded softer than he’d meant it to.

    “I forgot to tell you something. Important.”

    “You should not be telling me anything, you should be—”

    “My cottage has really good water pressure,” Shane announced.

    Ilya stared out the window while a small plane taxied past.

    “What?”

    ——————

    Shane's cottage has a lot of amenities, and he needs to tell Ilya about all of them.

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    05 Jul 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    The same number of stars everywhere
    GlitterCity

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    What in the FUCK Happened in Vegas?! Can We Make it Stay in Vegas?! by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types  

    26 Jun 2026

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    Ilya doesn’t even try to stop the litany of Russian swears from spilling out. He also doesn’t stop himself from cursing Marly’s whole family line, and then verbalizing some of his more homicidal thoughts about Scott Hunter and the kitchen sink. He lets his Russian ranting die out and takes a few deep breaths.

    Everyone has quieted to look at him.

    “Feel better?” Marly asks.

    Maybe Ilya could drown Marly in the sink along with Hunter. Maybe he could kill everyone in the suite before Shane wakes up. He’d have to kill the butler guy, too…and the front of house staff…and the wedding chapel staff…and then convince Shane to run away with him to somewhere that would neither extradite to the US nor prosecute them for being gay. Messy. Too messy.

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    Ilya wakes up with a wedding ring and a WHOLE LOT of questions...but at least Marly and Scott fucking Hunter are having a good time. This is Ilya's worst nightmare which, as it turns out, features a night of blackout drinking, misguided but supportive friends, and some VERY stupid decisions.

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    04 Jul 2026

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    What in the FUCK Happened in Vegas?! Can We Make it Stay in Vegas?!
    thegreenempty

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    Across the Spectrum by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    09 Jan 2026

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    Hayden's young son is diagnosed as autistic, and he begins to realize that he's seen a lot of these symptoms before...in his best friend. Now Shane's having to come to terms with being one of those people who slipped through the cracks as a child and is diagnosed as an adult. How can Ilya and the rest of their friends support him through this?

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    03 Jul 2026

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    Across the Spectrum
    ItsSandwichTime